Door to Door and Right on Time

Look, if you’ve been reading BME for a while, you know there are all sorts of good reasons to get genital piercings. They look good. They feel good. You can hide candy in the holes. They make your junk breathable on hot summer days. They open up your sonic options immensely when you’re playing the spoons (*ping*). They’re conversation-starters at urinals. They render keychains useless, thereby saving you untold thousands of dollars every year. BUT, did you know they can also be valuable tools for self-defense? It’s true! At least, that’s ostensibly what M. up there is going for with his line of large-gauge scrotal piercings, stretched to be worn as an organic knuckle-duster. Wouldn’t want to get punched with one of those!

A close-up of this vicious weaponry, after the jump.

27 thoughts on “Door to Door and Right on Time

  1. You know when you’re a kid and your dog has really flappy ears so you pull them up and flap them around then say “look mom! my dog has wings!” For some reason this reminds me of that.

  2. yeah, i bet he can get any girl he might like with these things going.
    not my cup of beer though, but each to his own.
    moding that area..kinda eeee but oh well.

  3. Jordan, no kidding, possibly your best picture summary ever.

    So the main deterrent with being punched with such a knuckle duster would be, what, possible queasiness at the inevitable scrotal tearing?

  4. This is awesome! If I had the balls, or any balls at all, they’d probably look like that. That’s cool!

    Though I do have to admit, even though they look cool, I’m glad my boyfriend isn’t into genital mods. Definitely sick though, obviously hours of fun involved here.

  5. WOW
    in my head i’m imagining someone went crazy with a hole punch haha
    the head just looks painful O_O

    kudos to M for dedication and having a high pain threshold!

  6. I’m curious… is there a point at which these people wake up in the morning and say to themselves, “well, hell, I’m going to turn my genitals into non-functional ornaments.” i admire the dedication to the look, but — and maybe it’s because i live among the simple, white-bread, missionary-style folk of upstate new york — i can’t imagine being able to use my dick for anything besides AM radio with that many mods in it.

    i’d also be terrified of getting too close to the microwave.

  7. gratulation – a horny and hot work!
    wanting to play with the things…..

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  9. Krystel on May 22nd, 2009 at 1:07 am:

    so, how do you maintain your holes? with plugs?

    No, I wear the rings permanently. Heavy workout!

  10. hoochie on May 22nd, 2009 at 2:41 am:

    danm that really makes we want to hop on it

    sooo sexy

    => give me a ring!

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