Have you ever lost your keys?

Ever have one of those days where you’re in a rush to get out the door and you can’t find your keys?  You’re already running late and no matter where you look your keys just can’t be found?  Of course after 20 minutes of looking they’ll turn up in the most obvious of places, like in your pocket, or hanging next to the door.

Well, IAM: Lucass probably had that happen to him one too many times so he figured out a way to never lose his keys again.  Of course, this being BME, he didn’t just stop at his keys.

Thought it would be funny to hang stuff from my transscrotal. Yes that’s an Alarm clock, Wii Controller, Flip-camera, two box cutters, and some keys.  –Lucass


Keep reading to see the unfiltered image.


Now if you’re a man on the go like Lucass, it might be worth looking into getting a transscrotal piercing.  Just think of all the time you’ll save over the years, by never having to look for your keys again.

Come to think of it, with the Wii controller hanging there, playing video games just got a whole lot more fun.

16 thoughts on “Have you ever lost your keys?

  1. Just had a pretty hilarious image of Lucas playing wii sports, particularly bowling . Brilliant

  2. I loose my keys all the time! Good to know if I ever grow balls, this is a very feasible option.

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