See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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best. picture. of. the. year.
best. picture. of. the. year.
I. LOVE. YOU! 😀
…. you’re amazing, you’ve made my life….
I can now die happy.
Your carol is GENIUS 🙂
ahhh I’m crying – you’ve made my Christmas.
I. LOVE. YOU! 😀
…. you’re amazing, you’ve made my life….
I can now die happy.
Your carol is GENIUS 🙂
ahhh I’m crying – you’ve made my Christmas.
i agree with #1. this is ridiculously awesome.
i agree with #1. this is ridiculously awesome.
I’ve always wondered what Santa’s dick looks like.
I’ve always wondered what Santa’s dick looks like.
wowser
wowser
Ahahhaaaaa best christmas carol ever.
My first thought was “wow…he has a very lovely wang…even without the lights!”
Ahahhaaaaa best christmas carol ever.
My first thought was “wow…he has a very lovely wang…even without the lights!”
beautiful. (more additions to the “vaguely erotic” tag, please.)
beautiful. (more additions to the “vaguely erotic” tag, please.)
This just made working retail on Christmas Eve okay
This just made working retail on Christmas Eve okay
hah that’s awesome!
hah that’s awesome!
My faith in Christmas has officially been restored. Good on ya Jordan, good on ya.
My faith in Christmas has officially been restored. Good on ya Jordan, good on ya.
Aaaaaaah, lmao. Epically awesome. And megzorz, I lol’d.
Aaaaaaah, lmao. Epically awesome. And megzorz, I lol’d.
Awww very festive, looks like some kind of snake being Intised by some decrative lighting [i mean avec les barbel for the eyes 😉 ]
Awww very festive, looks like some kind of snake being Intised by some decrative lighting [i mean avec les barbel for the eyes 😉 ]
God bless us, everyone!
God bless us, everyone!
PS: the tag? Dongblog? I laughed until i cried.
PS: the tag? Dongblog? I laughed until i cried.
i don’t think you are funny at all, seriously…
i don’t think you are funny at all, seriously…
Made me smile!
Made me smile!
OOPS! Sorry…I thought of my own song…
The weather outside is frightful,
your member’s so delightful,
so as long as we’ve no place to go,
let it glow, let it glow, LET IT GLOW!!!
Merry Christmas!
OOPS! Sorry…I thought of my own song…
The weather outside is frightful,
your member’s so delightful,
so as long as we’ve no place to go,
let it glow, let it glow, LET IT GLOW!!!
Merry Christmas!
The balls look like two little eyes and the head is a large nose.
The balls look like two little eyes and the head is a large nose.
wow, i dont like dicks, but that one’s really pretty! especially all lit up like that.
wow, i dont like dicks, but that one’s really pretty! especially all lit up like that.
this photo goes great with egg nog.
this photo goes great with egg nog.
I want one as a pet
I want one as a pet
The perfect night-light!
I want one, too.
The perfect night-light!
I want one, too.
*sings along*
why didnt i see this BEFORE i had dinner with granny???
*sings along*
why didnt i see this BEFORE i had dinner with granny???
I want one as a pet too!!! i don’t know why but i think this is really cute =D
I want one as a pet too!!! i don’t know why but i think this is really cute =D
Looks like a happy glowworm.
Looks like a happy glowworm.
E.T. phone home.
E.T. phone home.
that’s awesome!
that’s awesome!
Lovely looking penis, the lights just make it all the better.
Lovely looking penis, the lights just make it all the better.