‘Ello, Beastie

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Hey everybody, it’s the Christmas Kraken, popping in to offer some holiday advice! Take it away!

“Hi, folks — Christmas Kraken here. It’s the holiday season, and with all sorts of parties and get-togethers going on, it’s best that people be careful out there. If you’re drinking, please don’t drive, and if you’re driving, please make the change to Goodyear Snow Tires. Also, if you’re planning on attacking a ship and dragging every soul on board down to a watery grave, I’d recommend hitting the sails first. Holes in the body of a ship can take a while to fill with water, but nothing ruins a mariner’s day like getting his sails torn off.”

Thanks, Christmas Kraken! Merry Christmas!

(Tattoo by Marc at Swastika-Freakshop in Radolfzell, Germany.)

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72 thoughts on “‘Ello, Beastie”

  9. man marc’s work never fails to impress.

    this site should be dedicated just to marc’s work !

    i love octopus themed tattoos, octopusses…octopi, octopussies idk are just fab !

  10. man marc’s work never fails to impress.

    this site should be dedicated just to marc’s work !

    i love octopus themed tattoos, octopusses…octopi, octopussies idk are just fab !

  11. man marc’s work never fails to impress.

    this site should be dedicated just to marc’s work !

    i love octopus themed tattoos, octopusses…octopi, octopussies idk are just fab !

  12. man marc’s work never fails to impress.

    this site should be dedicated just to marc’s work !

    i love octopus themed tattoos, octopusses…octopi, octopussies idk are just fab !

  29. I love how Swastika Freakshop’s work is always so immediately recognizable. I’m tempted to say they create the most beautiful and inspired work I’ve ever seen.

  30. I love how Swastika Freakshop’s work is always so immediately recognizable. I’m tempted to say they create the most beautiful and inspired work I’ve ever seen.

  31. I love how Swastika Freakshop’s work is always so immediately recognizable. I’m tempted to say they create the most beautiful and inspired work I’ve ever seen.

  32. I love how Swastika Freakshop’s work is always so immediately recognizable. I’m tempted to say they create the most beautiful and inspired work I’ve ever seen.

  45. I love the fact that his nipples are so camouflaged (sp?) in the tattoo. Amazing.

    I want to see want the tentacles lead to.. squid.. octopus maybe..

  46. I love the fact that his nipples are so camouflaged (sp?) in the tattoo. Amazing.

    I want to see want the tentacles lead to.. squid.. octopus maybe..

  47. I love the fact that his nipples are so camouflaged (sp?) in the tattoo. Amazing.

    I want to see want the tentacles lead to.. squid.. octopus maybe..

  48. I love the fact that his nipples are so camouflaged (sp?) in the tattoo. Amazing.

    I want to see want the tentacles lead to.. squid.. octopus maybe..

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