Happens All The Time

Ha, so, is it just me or have the comments been a touch more vitriolic this week than they have been in a while? Well, no matter—let’s all take a load off with this nicely stippled slice of mystic pizza (the food, not the poor-man’s Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, that is) by Simon Erl at Hope and Glory in Swaffham, Norfolk, England, who was last seen riling folks up with this radical propaganda. This, though? This is the pizza that the Illuminati eats, when the New World Order assembles to plan the next few hundred years of human existence, in space. Now that’s a spicy pedigree.

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Pepperoni, Hold the Fnords

I can’t help it. I love food tattoos. I really do. And the fact that this is my weakness notwithstanding, it’s still heartening to see people think outside the box and come up with pieces like this that combine two of my greatest passions: pizza and conspiracy theories. And to top it all off?

“Did I get free pizza?” the wearer asks. “Yes. Yes I did.”

Excellent. BUT … did you gravy up that pizza? No? Well, I think you know what you have to do.

(Tattoo by James Yocum at Black Rat Tattoo in Las Cruces, New Mexico.)