Taken at the Cere fan convention Low Class Bash 2006. c/o perk900:
How does he do it?
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This is a “STUPID” tattoo
…But will he regret it? By Derick Allen at Skin Deep Tattoos at Winter Haven, FL.
Sorry, I do not have an answer right now to your “why” questions.
EDIT: I just got the following note to share:
He had been thinking of this tattoo for two years and finally did it… Derrick Allen at Skin Deep Tattoos here in Winterhaven, FL said — and I quote — “if you’re stupid enough to do that, I will do it for free”, and then it was all done. There were thirteen people in the booth with camera phones, digital cameras… it was crazy! People were calling friends saying “dude, you won’t believe this…” It was the best… he has more crazy facial and head tattoos coming including “something” down the side of his nose and a bullet hole on the back of his head. Everywhere we go people try washing it off, and take pictures with their phones to send to friends! It’s great!
Anyway, I posted loads of stuff today here so don’t be mad if I take tomorrow off (from ModBlog). That said, I’m working on adding some guest bloggers here, so maybe there’ll be posts other than my bursts of rambling and random pictures soon.
“Leave it to Peever” Tattoo
His last name is “Peever” — get it? Tattoo by Csaba in Zurich.
The Curse of the Name Tattoo
Tattoo legend has it that if you get a tattoo of a romantic partner’s name, or get a matching tattoo with them, that the relationship is doomed. This further before and after anecdotal evidence is by Curtis Richter at The Quillian in Allentown, PA.
I have three matching tattoos with ex-partners. Two dumped me, I dumped the other. I can’t say I won’t do it again, because I record my life with my body, and I don’t regret any of the tattoos in the least… But from everything I’ve seen, I’d suggest this curse applies in at least 80% of cases.
One in the stink… emphasis on “stink”
Shocker tattoo by Kristoph at Dr. Jacks Ink Emporium in Omaha.
Camel Toe Tattoos!
Admit it, you love camel toe.
See, I got all excited because Lexci Million, one of Canada’s most attractive piercers I’d argue (taken by the other camel toe in this photo, the always hilarious SuperDirk) has been talking in my Whatever forum (on IAM) about how if she legally could she’d go topless everywhere… So when this photo set comes in labelled “Camel Toe” from her, I probably wasn’t as amused at its punny nature as I otherwise would have been. But three seconds later that wore off!
Both of the tattoos are by Mike Gibson at Dragon fx Kingsway in Edmonton, AB. Now can you guess which toe is belongs to who?
Rimjob Fan Tattoo?
I don’t know if this is really the universal tattoo shared by all true lovers of salad tossing, by it was applied by Kev Walters at Spunky Monkeys Tattoo Studio in Newport, Pagnell.
Great Orbax Portrait Tattoo?
I don’t know who did this (it’s a street shot from Russia from my friend Babakhin) or what exactly it’s a tattoo of (other than naked dude with an 16″ wang)… but it sure is funny.
Amputation and tattoos about amputation
Let’s start with the tattoos though and make it easy on the more sensitive viewers. For those into something more hardcore, consider it forplay.
Beginning on the left is an amputated “pinkie” finger ballerina by Daniella Degtiar from Israel. No_Pants‘ sleeve (middle) has a rather epic wolf-driven hand amputation, and strengthwithinme‘s pitbull is a little bit aggressive and sometimes retrieves a little bit of the mailman along with the mail (by Al Garcia at North Coast Customs in Mentor, OH).
And for those into the real thing, we go to kicute.
Goddamn I LOVE DICK!
Imagine if you loved DICK so much you wanted to imortalize it in a tattoo… Maybe this oldschool heart is on kinky Lynne Cheney? It’s done by Samantha Jackson at Blood, Milk & Sky in Peterborough, UK.
