I don’t know if this Tim Horton’s tattoo will be hilarious to anyone who doesn’t live in, say, Hamilton (or at least Canada — you may be amused to hear that Canadian troops in Afghanistan insisted on Timmy’s coffee because “American coffee just isn’t the same thing“), but here you go! It was done by Dale Parent at Tribal Sun in Cornwall, Ontario.
This was done at Kreative Khaos in Brantford, Ontario… Unless I’m misreading it, it says “Touch It Up”, which is quite hilarious if it’s as clever as I hope it is?
Well, it’s Valentine’s Day again, but this is the first year in maybe ten years that I’ve been alone… Every time I hear a floorboard creak my first instinct is that it’s Rachel coming in to the room, but of course it’s not. In any case, not to dwell on the sad things in life, so here’s a gallery of some of my favorite heart tattoos that have been submitted over the years to BME.
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Brandan either has a terrible memory or a terrible drinking problem.
Oh, this tattoo is just too clever for its own good. I wonder how many people will ask “why do you have ‘sandwich’ tattooed on your knuckles” before they clue in to the pun? Thanks to Shawn for sending in his tattoo by Dwaine at Sinners and Saints in Fells Point, Maryland.
From the ModBlog email inbox:
I’m a tattoo apprentice at “The Laughing Buddha Tattoo and Body Piercing.” We put a piece in my fucking pit the other day — I’m from that county in Oklahoma, and went to jail there for some bull-shit, so the F.T.C. stands for “Fuck That County.”
Thanks Shaun! Anyone else got a good story or tattoo? Send it in.
This is a very funny nipple piercing photo, and could probably use a caption.
Thanks to Cindy Vega of Local Color Tattoo in Broomall, PA for this veggie tattoo done on Peck.
Left tattoo (“Cut Here”) on IAM:SugarQueen (who also has a great self-portrait tattoo if you check her page) by TnT Tattoo in Aiea, HI. Right tattoo (zipper scar) by Tom of Freak Art in WV.
