Oh hey, here is some sexy fun-time! Renowned produce aficionado, Mateo (top right), is up to his old tricks using vegetables and such for reasons other than God intended (adorning sacrifices). This time, he is hanging out with people are going to be his roommates soon, apparently! Convenient that they all enjoy covering their sinful bits with veggies. Another shot of Mateo and a strategically placed gourd, after the jump.
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See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Soon after I got my Prince Albert pierced, my girlfriend came up with the idea of drinking a float through it. So after waiting a few months for me to stretch far enough to allow a straw … this happened.
Click through to de-tree, of course.
(Palm tree photo used under “Attribution” provision of Creative Commons. Photo source: http://flickr.com/photos/blmurch/90778103/.)
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