Do your nuts hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

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21 thoughts on “Do your nuts hang low?

  1. so i am new to this room, explain to me is it a sexual thing (nuts slapping your ass while you screw) or just fun to see what the human body can do? clue me in if you will

  2. Ant, do. It’s one of the best things you’ll ever do. Compared to how they feel after you’ve done it you don’t even have nipples now.

    As for the scrotal expansion. This seems somehow more tasteful than so many similar we’ve seen around these parts (either here or bme proper). More than tasteful, this man sack seems downright artful.

  3. “Do your balls hang low,
    Do they wobble to and fro?”

    Someone, please, I know the tune … how the hell do the lyrics go?!!

  4. Do your ears hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
    Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
    Can ya throw ‘em over your shoulder like a (continental soldier?)?
    Oh do your ears hang low?

    Or in the case nuts…. which would be a real sight to see if someone could throw them over his shoulder…

  5. Dooooo youuuuuurr…..balls hang low?
    Can you swing them to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you sling ‘em on your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
    Oh, you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.


  6. Do your balls hang high
    do your balls hang low
    can you tie them in a knot
    can you tie them in a bow
    Can you throw them over your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier
    Do your balls hang low

    (thats how the song goes)

  7. ‘Do your balls hang low,
    ‘Do they wobble to and fro,
    ‘Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow
    ‘Oh you will never get the feeling,
    ‘If there hanging from the celing,
    ‘you will never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

    From the awesomely awesome sitcom ‘Bottom’

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