So… If I’m to believe tattoo iconography, “anti-racism” is represented by a lollipop (ok, that’s a little silly, but I guess it makes general sense), and “Christianity” is represented by a grenade — as David Rees put it, “Thank you God for your healing gift of religion. Monotheistic religion has always brought out the best in us humans; thank You so much for the idea of a vengeful supernatural entity who rewards people in the afterlife. That shit makes a lot of sense.”

Left tattoo by Krash in Denver (on Vomitrocious), and the other piece, “Victory In Christ”, is by Manuel Cruz at Needlez N’ Threadz in Norco, CA.

On the left (the oily chain-ring smudge) is a Critical Mass tattoo out of the UK by Little Paul at Eternal Ink in Sheffield, UK on IAM:badhairdo. On the right is another similar piece by Miso at Revolution Tattoo in Chicago, IL. How ironic that a car guy like me totally supports their cause.

Since South Park just won a Peabody Award, this deserved to be posted. The tattoo of these two crude flatulent Canadian pranksters is by East Street Tattoo in Stockholm, Sweden.

Yeah, now that stupid song is going to be stuck in your head all day.

This is by Big Mick at Big Micks Ultimate Tattoo Studio in Littlehampton.

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I remember a few years ago a scientific study was released that showed that when Israeli (and presumably Jewish) men got tattoos, they experienced localized breakdown of muscle tissue (this is actually true). These results were never replicated outside of Israel, so my theory is that it was psychosomatic in nature because of the strong stigma against tattoos… But when I saw the next tattoo (believed to be an allergic reaction), I’m beginning to think that maybe God does have a problem with his chosen people getting inked.

Sorry Christians, you guys are just too willing to bend and too sloppy about your faith to be able to crack a good tattoo joke about you. As always, the Jews win the comedy battle.

Written with sincere condolences to hte person going through hell with this reaction!

I can’t tell you exactly what xDYINGxTOxLIVEx‘s handgun tattoos mean (done by him, not on him). Now, a reasonable person would tell you that they are mostly just are supposed to look hot when you’ve got a bit of skin showing…

…but an unreasonable person such as myself will tell you that the actual meaning of this tattoo is “Note to self: if I fart again in public, I’m gonna shoot myself in the ass… at least twice per fart.”