Moments of Comfort

Posted on April 13, 2009 by Jordan Ginsberg

What is the measure of a man? Is it the fine luxury automobile he drives? Perhaps the house he owns? Or maybe the children who carry on his legacy? Well…considering I don’t have a car, a house or kids, I’m gonna say it’s the heartiness of your beard. And by that logic, Alice is the goddamn manliest man I’ve ever seen. Another shot of her imperial bristles, after the jump.

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26 thoughts on “Moments of Comfort”

Nate on April 13, 2009 at 11:17 pm said:

I must say, my good sir, that is mighty manly
veganjello on April 13, 2009 at 11:41 pm said:

Nothing manlier than a good, crazy beard.
That should be entered in the upcoming World Championship!
OwlEyes on April 13, 2009 at 11:46 pm said:

crazy,
i love it!
RachelM on April 14, 2009 at 12:26 am said:

Friend needs to work on his roots! to each their ownnnn
jojo on April 14, 2009 at 12:36 am said:

ack roots! 🙁
allie on April 14, 2009 at 3:41 am said:

HER roots. fairly certain alice is a girls name…
Pirae Chris on April 14, 2009 at 5:15 am said:

I would berate her on her root up keep but I cant really talk at the moment and have succumbed to the fuzz.
s on April 14, 2009 at 6:56 am said:

Shesus!
ben on April 14, 2009 at 6:57 am said:

it s not inkept roots, it s called a fringe
punkelvse on April 14, 2009 at 7:41 am said:

its just hair, god damn it! And its magnificent! More beard to the people!
katy prost on April 14, 2009 at 9:35 am said:

I love her big eyes, and that little tongue of hers!
bastian on April 14, 2009 at 10:42 am said:

hahaha, now that definitely is imperial!
fireship on April 14, 2009 at 11:17 am said:

reddreadheads unite!
sensibleken on April 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm said:

Bum gravy!
Dean Farrar on April 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm said:

dreads allways look jippo
marc on April 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm said:

awesome locks awesome tongue!
Demolitionhick on April 14, 2009 at 2:18 pm said:

I miss having dreads.
heretic138 on April 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm said:

dirty hippie! i guess thats one way to keep your face warm

now that ive got the snarky bit out of the way….
i really like that pic, that would make a great portrait
TYRANNY on April 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm said:

YOUR ROOTS LOOK AWESOME. i think it makes your dredz look 1001010101010x better than those p0serz
cdr on April 14, 2009 at 6:17 pm said:

dread heads can have bangs, too, you know.
I <3 alice!
Stefunee on April 14, 2009 at 10:44 pm said:

i wish i had dreads 🙁
Amy on April 15, 2009 at 3:37 am said:

I swear last time I saw a picture of Alice she was completely bald

and the messy roots look good as far as I’m concerned
shoe on April 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm said:

roots… roots? as if her roots are even that bad! and who really cares. i too though am stunned at alices ability to grow dreads from no hair in the space of about two years… maybe its been longer. anyway, bravo!
Napalm on April 17, 2009 at 6:05 pm said:

Am I THE only one that sees that that “beard” is her dreads pulled and tied around her face?

As far as messy roots: There’s at least six inches of regrowth, so maybe it was her intention to have her hair as such.
Amandagee on April 18, 2009 at 3:12 am said:

i hate dreads.
V on April 18, 2009 at 11:12 am said:

I want to be half the woman Alice is.

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