I’ve been pretty good this year. Much more so than last year when I ended up with a lump of coal in my stocking. So for working really hard at being nice, can you please leave Madison under my tree. I’ve attached a couple of pictures to this letter so you’ll know exactly which Madison it is.
The other picture might land her on the naughty list, so I hid it behind the clickthrough.
If you need more pictures Santa, you can look in the BMEGirls gallery, or the new skool tattoo gallery. Oh, and if Mrs. Claus isn’t around, the female nipple piercing gallery probably has a couple more pictures as well.
I’ll make sure to leave out lots of cookies and soy milk for you.