I mean no offense, but if it was me, I’d probably have chosen a slightly higher placement. Pardon the crudeness, but I can’t help but think that sex from certain positions would just be too much like fucking a chicken… I am so, so sorry for thinking that. That said, when I realized that this was on a hot Venezuelan care of the very talented Darwin (don’t be freaked out by the wizard if you visit his IAM page) at Mithos Tattoo in Caracas, I am reconsidering my policy on chicken fucking.

Have I mentioned before that I’m going to hell?

Don’t take this tattoo too seriously. Zombies aren’t real, and you don’t need zombie repellent! Stay calm, Miss Mina. Tattoo by Jamie at Artkore Tattoo in Normal, IL.

Actually… now that I consider those “laws of horror movies”, there is a very good chance that zombies or something otherwise evil and/or brain-consumingly dangerous lives in a town called “Normal”.