Choose Your Envy!

60 thoughts on “Choose Your Envy!”

1. Im loving that beard, what a chief, and nice white plugs

2. Im loving that beard, what a chief, and nice white plugs

3. what a magnificent beard.

4. what a magnificent beard.

5. I like the house in the background and the creepy-looking birds. Reminds me of the Munsters and the Addams Family. (Don’t all yell “Who?” and make me feel old…please)

6. I like the house in the background and the creepy-looking birds. Reminds me of the Munsters and the Addams Family. (Don’t all yell “Who?” and make me feel old…please)

7. I’m more envious of the stretched Septum…

   Also, I never understood the Munsters. I’m not the first person to point this out, but a Frankenstein’s Monster and a Vampire have a kid… And he’s a Werewolf? Doesn’t make much sense to me, I’m afraid.

8. I’m more envious of the stretched Septum…

   Also, I never understood the Munsters. I’m not the first person to point this out, but a Frankenstein’s Monster and a Vampire have a kid… And he’s a Werewolf? Doesn’t make much sense to me, I’m afraid.

9. yeh roocifur, ya look neked without em.

10. yeh roocifur, ya look neked without em.

11. if only i could grow a beard…

12. if only i could grow a beard…

13. im quite liking the cheek piercings.

    *strokes rainbow beard* hmmmmm

14. im quite liking the cheek piercings.

    *strokes rainbow beard* hmmmmm

15. Definitely the beard. My genetics prevent me from growing any kind of respectable beard.

    Oh, and the septum. very nice.

16. Definitely the beard. My genetics prevent me from growing any kind of respectable beard.

    Oh, and the septum. very nice.

17. I’m adoring the painting in the background!
    & I envy the ears… I ripped mine so they gotta heal 🙁

18. I’m adoring the painting in the background!
    & I envy the ears… I ripped mine so they gotta heal 🙁

19. Definitely the beard.
    My gender stops me growing one *sigh*

20. Definitely the beard.
    My gender stops me growing one *sigh*

21. I love the beard and the cheek piercings.

22. I love the beard and the cheek piercings.

23. septum! and lovely green tie.

24. septum! and lovely green tie.

25. already got the cheeks and the lobes, so the tie.

26. already got the cheeks and the lobes, so the tie.

27. i’d have to go with the beard.
    you can always poke a hole and get a couple of cheek piercings, but you can’t just go and get a beard done just like that. it takes time, dedication and a hairy father.

28. i’d have to go with the beard.
    you can always poke a hole and get a couple of cheek piercings, but you can’t just go and get a beard done just like that. it takes time, dedication and a hairy father.

29. Mine is the unibrow.
    super cute!

30. Mine is the unibrow.
    super cute!

31. @Will,
    don’t worry you aren’t that old, I’m young (in the 13-17 range, closer to the latter) and i enjoyed the Munsters and Addams family. =P
    my envy is the plugs and septum…
    need septum done now…

32. @Will,
    don’t worry you aren’t that old, I’m young (in the 13-17 range, closer to the latter) and i enjoyed the Munsters and Addams family. =P
    my envy is the plugs and septum…
    need septum done now…

33. I would grow with the Hat and Beard.. i miss my beard

34. I would grow with the Hat and Beard.. i miss my beard

35. * I would go with th hat… etc

36. * I would go with th hat… etc

37. I’d say the hat right off the bat but I really like the beard too!
    I want to pet it.

38. I’d say the hat right off the bat but I really like the beard too!
    I want to pet it.

39. Eddy Earwigg!?

40. Eddy Earwigg!?

41. I quite like the glasses and the little ‘uh-oh!’ grin. naaaawww, bless.

42. I quite like the glasses and the little ‘uh-oh!’ grin. naaaawww, bless.

43. I admire the beard, but I gotta go with the septum.

44. I admire the beard, but I gotta go with the septum.

45. @coffee – Regarding the Munsters, I have been told that Transylvanian vampires can turn into wolves… that is the best explaination I have received and have agreed not to question, just accept haha

    On subject, cheek piercings look adorable <3

46. @coffee – Regarding the Munsters, I have been told that Transylvanian vampires can turn into wolves… that is the best explaination I have received and have agreed not to question, just accept haha

    On subject, cheek piercings look adorable <3

47. I am also envious of his cheek piercings.
    I really want mine done >_<

    And I wouldn’t mind having the hat either ^_^

48. I am also envious of his cheek piercings.
    I really want mine done >_<

    And I wouldn’t mind having the hat either ^_^

49. aww roo, i want my cheek piercings back too! why’d you take yours out? i had emergency surgery and HAD to take them out and didn’t have anything to put in them to keep them open, so they closed. 🙁

50. aww roo, i want my cheek piercings back too! why’d you take yours out? i had emergency surgery and HAD to take them out and didn’t have anything to put in them to keep them open, so they closed. 🙁

51. Um…suffering from vicious cutie-pie attack.

52. Um…suffering from vicious cutie-pie attack.

53. hot.

54. hot.

55. Its like looking in a mirror. Except his beard doesn’t look like pubes and my hat (the same) is wavy from torrential downpours.

56. Its like looking in a mirror. Except his beard doesn’t look like pubes and my hat (the same) is wavy from torrential downpours.

57. I’m gonna have to go with the rat-tail.

58. I’m gonna have to go with the rat-tail.

59. D’aww, what a cutie
    Personally, in this order, beard, septum, cheeks, lobes and THEN hat. But just because my grand-dad has a hat like that that I steal all the time xD

60. D’aww, what a cutie
    Personally, in this order, beard, septum, cheeks, lobes and THEN hat. But just because my grand-dad has a hat like that that I steal all the time xD