Taking a smoke break

Hey, sticking a smoke in your freshly removed implant hole that’s potentially compromized the structure of your skull may not be the greatest idea, but it’s probably safer than other things people do with cigarettes. Let alone just smoking! PS. Great facial scars!

Previously: smoking feet, smoking girls, smoking zombies, smoking assholes, and smoking labrets… And various smoke breaks during suspension, suspension with pizza and beer, and in the middle of bloodplay.

Best Tattoo Ever… Already Beaten!

I didn’t think that the me and your mom tattoo would get one-upped any time soon in terms of winning the slap-stick crass-and-crude tattoo Olympics, but I hadn’t considered the Howie-factor (lunacobra.net), now that he’s tattooing as well! What a hilarious gaff on Lionel’s work (see also: 1 2 3 4) and other avant-garde modern tattoo artists.

Superman Looooooooves Horses, and Horses Loooooooove Superman