Harahrahrarhar, terrible joke I know, and I’m sure one she had to put up with too. These toe tattoos were done by Jen Flatley at Flat’s Tattooing in Groton, CT on Siobhan.

Awwwwwright, I tried to make a nice big update* so I can take the weekend off. The first of my surgieries is on Monday so I won’t be posting then (unless I post some narcotic-filled ravings when I get home if I’m released that same day — laugh it up if I do!), but it’s supposed to be a non-issue recovery so I don’t see why I wouldn’t post next week as normal other than that. Anyway, like Sickgirl13 says, “even freaks can be sick” (knuckle tattoos by Peter Klegues at Casa De Xiva in Porto Alegre, RS, Brazil).

* Actually, Im not totally telling the truth — the update is actually going to auto-post a bit of itself over the next three days as well, rather than all arriving today.

…shall be the whole of the law.

Who’d have thought that “Don’t Mess With Texas”, a government anti-littering campaign, would become so deeply ingrained into our culture (a la the Santa Claus invented by the Coca Cola corporation). This take on it — “Don’t Mess With Ex’s” — is by Chris Hornus at Consolidated Ink and Steel.

Taradactyl and Jacob’s amuzing matching “thug life” tattoos by Homey Dave at Tattoo Alley in Kent, WA.