Led By a Lion

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Good morning, ModBloggers! Let’s start the day with Russia’s own split-tongued Katya, ready for some desert combat, apparently. Something about shacking up on a sand dunes that makes a girl want to lick her lips, am I right? Eh? No? Not even close, huh? Well…nuts.

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56 thoughts on “Led By a Lion”

  21. @ironman: you’d better line up with the rest and wait.
    You know, I sense the horned dude won’t be short of horny dudes willing to do business.

    Now (apart from the terrible pun, but I live in a third world country and this is pretty much the best pun my poor grasp of the english language can spawn) I – you know – I just do not want everybody to think I’m, like, this super horny dude who’s going “whoah hot omg!!111″ on any chick – I just happen to appreciate beautiful, stylish, classy and smart looking chicks and it’s not my fault if Jordan – who, I’m sure, gets a share of Satan’s revenue – keeps posting about them.
    Bad, bad Jordan.

  22. @ironman: you’d better line up with the rest and wait.
    You know, I sense the horned dude won’t be short of horny dudes willing to do business.

    Now (apart from the terrible pun, but I live in a third world country and this is pretty much the best pun my poor grasp of the english language can spawn) I – you know – I just do not want everybody to think I’m, like, this super horny dude who’s going “whoah hot omg!!111″ on any chick – I just happen to appreciate beautiful, stylish, classy and smart looking chicks and it’s not my fault if Jordan – who, I’m sure, gets a share of Satan’s revenue – keeps posting about them.
    Bad, bad Jordan.

  23. @ironman: you’d better line up with the rest and wait.
    You know, I sense the horned dude won’t be short of horny dudes willing to do business.

    Now (apart from the terrible pun, but I live in a third world country and this is pretty much the best pun my poor grasp of the english language can spawn) I – you know – I just do not want everybody to think I’m, like, this super horny dude who’s going “whoah hot omg!!111″ on any chick – I just happen to appreciate beautiful, stylish, classy and smart looking chicks and it’s not my fault if Jordan – who, I’m sure, gets a share of Satan’s revenue – keeps posting about them.
    Bad, bad Jordan.

  24. @ironman: you’d better line up with the rest and wait.
    You know, I sense the horned dude won’t be short of horny dudes willing to do business.

    Now (apart from the terrible pun, but I live in a third world country and this is pretty much the best pun my poor grasp of the english language can spawn) I – you know – I just do not want everybody to think I’m, like, this super horny dude who’s going “whoah hot omg!!111″ on any chick – I just happen to appreciate beautiful, stylish, classy and smart looking chicks and it’s not my fault if Jordan – who, I’m sure, gets a share of Satan’s revenue – keeps posting about them.
    Bad, bad Jordan.

  25. I am not at liberty to discuss the details of my lucrative arrangement with Satan.

  26. I am not at liberty to discuss the details of my lucrative arrangement with Satan.

  27. I am not at liberty to discuss the details of my lucrative arrangement with Satan.

  28. I am not at liberty to discuss the details of my lucrative arrangement with Satan.

  29. There’s something very wrong in my comment, grammatically, but I can’t quite find out what it is.
    Feel free to correct me and treat me like the ignorant ass I am.

  30. There’s something very wrong in my comment, grammatically, but I can’t quite find out what it is.
    Feel free to correct me and treat me like the ignorant ass I am.

  31. There’s something very wrong in my comment, grammatically, but I can’t quite find out what it is.
    Feel free to correct me and treat me like the ignorant ass I am.

  32. There’s something very wrong in my comment, grammatically, but I can’t quite find out what it is.
    Feel free to correct me and treat me like the ignorant ass I am.

  33. Ha, but now you are implicitly acknowledging there’s some dirty business going between you and, you know, the guy downstairs. You’ve blown your cover, man. You did.

  34. Ha, but now you are implicitly acknowledging there’s some dirty business going between you and, you know, the guy downstairs. You’ve blown your cover, man. You did.

  35. Ha, but now you are implicitly acknowledging there’s some dirty business going between you and, you know, the guy downstairs. You’ve blown your cover, man. You did.

  36. Ha, but now you are implicitly acknowledging there’s some dirty business going between you and, you know, the guy downstairs. You’ve blown your cover, man. You did.

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