Good morning, ModBloggers! Let’s kick off this here Thursday with this photo of famed international jewel thief, [name redacted], who, it just so happens, declined to reveal her identity when submitting this photo. How convenient. We are, of course, a fan of the lady-pompadour and the nearly symmetrical facial piercings, although we’re pretty sure we would personally go nuts if we were literally a single piercing away from such a feat. We think she can get away with it, though. Look at that face—not a jury in the world would convict her.
Our week’s almost over, folks—all in all, it’s no one’s fault.