The Happiest Day of My Life


For his birthday present this year, Ralph’s parents gave him a choice: he could either get new jewelry for his two-inch lobe piercings, or he could get the expensive, experimental surgery to have the gigantic penis head removed from the top of his skull. After less deliberation than one might expect, Ralph chose the ear jewelry. He stands by his decision. So do we.

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17 thoughts on “The Happiest Day of My Life

  1. holy shit, i just about fell out of my chair laughing at this one. the hat + his expresison = just awesome.

    his lobes are very shiny. :D

    ps. @ #5 anthony – i love you.

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