So as not to offend our friends of the blade and to also recognise that there will be designated drivers at ModProm II we’ll be offering a selection of virgin cocktails for your enjoyment!

The Academy has a lovely Orange Peel Ale that’s like summer in a glass! Keep your eyes open for the tap proudly displaying an orange, so do order it if light summer beer titillates you.

Anyway, here’s the selection..

The Knuckle Duster!

3 ounces of V8 vegetable juice.
2 to 3 drops of tabasco sauce
A pinch of salt.
A dash of pepper.
Half a slice of lotus root.
A solitary celery stick.

Directions – Pour V8 into an old-fashioned glass, add the tabasco sauce and stir with the solitary celery stalk. Garnish with half a slice of lotus root. Sprinkle with salt and pepper, and serve.

The Straight Razor!

3 ounces of cranberry juice
3 ounces of grapefruit juice
2 ounces of peach nectar
A slice of lime and a slice of lemon.

Directions – Find yourself a chilled glass, pour the above mixture over ice and stir. Garnish with slices of lemon and lime.