We interrupt your regularly scheduled ModBlog to bring you this urgent news bulletin: Hot off the BME Shop presses is this brand new shirt designed by the wonderful Alie! The boss asked for a shirt with a unicorn and a cupcake, and Alie rose to the challenge. Now, look, we’re not saying this shirt will get you laid or anything, but…this shirt will absolutely get you laid. Click the picture to visit the BME Shop page.
Oh hey look, we’ve got fancy new T-shirt designs at BME Shop! Fun, right? Four in total, all designed by the lovely Alie K., including that handsome owl up there! Give a hoot, buy a T-shirt with a hidden penis on it.
Mercifully, thanks to several rounds of hate crime legislation recently passed by the Tennessee General Assembly, these shirts are not available in BME Shop. That does not mean, however, that Perk and his attire are not a cautionary tale to be heeded by young men everywhere. For more family-friendly items, you know where to go.
See more in “BME T-Shirt Gallery“ (Culture)
Christmas is coming early this year! (You’re all ready for Christmas again, right?) Everybody’s favorite online apothecary and specialty bait store, BME Shop, has just added all sorts of wonderful things to its stock! Here is a handy list of items you should buy:
Gorilla Glass Bullet Hole Eyelets
Diablo Organics Bloodwood Tempests
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Eves
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Lily Spirals
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Tempests
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Wave Crests
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Rings
Diablo Organics Tiger Ebony Concave Plugs (1-2″)
Diablo Organics Bloodwood Concave Plugs (1-2″)
Oh, and here is something fun — BME Shop is now offering all sorts of exciting “erotic devices”! Including:
And there’s more where that came from! Also? T-shirts as low as $5.99! Happy shopping!
Gregory was kind enough to make these 1 1/2″ Stainless Steel Single Flare TeamBME Bling eyelets while he was making the TeamBME Logo Plugs and Eyelets as well as the Dr. BME Plugs and Eyelets. I’ve decided to auction them off and donate the proceeds to charity. The bidding will run via the comment forum below and the winner will be contacted via email with a link to buy them through the shop. These are one of a kind and will not be made again!
Places your bids in the comments below, make sure to enter in your correct email address so that I can contact you January 1st when the bidding ends! Hope you’re all having a great holiday! I’m off to work on the year end awards!
Oh, hello! Welcome to the inaugural installment of the BME Shop Spotlight, in which we’ll feature candid shots of you lovely people sporting the latest in BME shirts, jewelry, and, well, anything else that found its way out of BME Shop.
Today’s model is evilolive, who can be seen in the award-winning BME Unicorn T-shirt. You know what kinds of T-shirts have unicorns on them? The best kinds.
Thanks, evilolive! And to everyone else, don’t forget to send in your photos of yourselves decked out in BME gear!
P.S. From Rachel
The “final run designs” have been dropped to 5.99 to clear them out for the holidays so I can make room for new stock in the new year. You can get jackets for as low as 29.99 (if it says we don’t have it in stock, try to order it anyway), shorts for 15.99 and even the work shirts for 19.99. Regular tshirts range from 5.99 and up. The shop cache might take a couple minutes to reflect the new pricing on the main pages but the items themselves should be correct. Help me clear these items out!
Anyone ordering 10 shirts or more will get a free keychain.
I’ve also added a lot of supplies, new jewelry as well as a brand new accessory! BMEshop carries more than it ever has and will continue to grow with your support. Please post in the comments if there are things you guys want to see available.
Dearest ModBlog,
I’ve missed you. I know I never write but I can’t help it. The shop keeps me running all day printing shirts, mailing out things for people to decorate their weenies with and all sorts of goodies to make BME’rs smile. I know Jordan and Roo take good care of you but I wanted to let you know I think about you every single day. I’ve got a couple other great BME/Hard inspired shirts coming soon, not to mention all the heavily discounted final run shirts. Who wouldn’t love BME shirts for 9.99? What would make you happier? A discount code on orders good until December 24th? I’ll see what I can do. Till next time, take care.
Love Always,
Rachel
Are you the sort of person who might be interested in an online body modification store packed with tons of T-shirts (with new designs coming regularly), beautiful high-quality jewelry, books and DVDs and industry-favorite aftercare products? Well hot holy damn, you’re in luck! At long last, BME shop has made its triumphant return to the Internets! Months of careful planning, precise purchasing and about an average amount of witchcraft have gotten us here, and we could not be happier. Click the image above to go directly to our Final Run T-shirt designs (which are on sale!), or click on that handsome unicorn below to visit the all-new shop.BMEzine.com!
