“I can’t believe I really have it either,” writes Massaar, “but at least now I can check ‘Hooters’ off my to-do list…” Tattoo by Mark Hamilton at Stinger Tattoo in Newmarket, Ontario.
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One of these days…
Monster Energy Drink Logo Tattoo
Esh420, tattooed by Frank at Bent N Twizted in Willington, Connecticut, is permanently wired… This is the start of a sleeve as well! (Personally I drink NOS, which is probably the most unhealthy one on the market).
Aahahaha, it hurts so much!
How do you make a 0ga septum, BabyShaker4000?
“This Little Piggy” Toe Tattoos!
BRILLIANT!!!
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went…
“Wee wee wee” all the way home…
Tattooed by Rush at Freestyle Tattoo in Canberra, Australia (and based on an idea by carl-jay posted three days earlier) — Teulu adds, “the photo of this little piggy on my hairy foot was taken three days after the fact, and I still havent stopped laughing.”
Oh, Louie
Right now he’s fine with just cutting holes in his top and letting those perky little fellows peek out, but if Louie (MexicanMutant.com) doesn’t get a training bra for them soon, they might sag when he’s older. I don’t know if he minds though. Implants by Steve Haworth in Phoenix, AZ.
“Tomarrow Never Knows…”
…Until it’s too late! I’m going to hope that this tattoo is a clever spelling joke, lest this Indiana University of PA student may not graduate with stellar marks!
So many gags, so few fingers!
Plaid‘s tattoos by Chris R. at EZ Tattoo in Scottsdale, AZ — a finger mustach (just touched up for the third time), a question mark, an explanation mark [edit: oh my god I can’t believe I typed that, but it’s such an idiotic typo that I had to leave it in], and… shock and awe.
Bumblebees and Tractors
It’s pretty common when tattoo artists go to the bathroom or out for lunch, for someone else in their shop to “borrow” their not-logged-out-of IAM page and express their undying love for donkey love. It’s worse though when Cere‘s hanging out at the shop, because he’s moved past messing with people’s computers to messing with their tattoo machines… That said, I have to admit the “JOHN CERE” tractor is pretty funny! Beware if you see him lurking about Beelistic Tattoos in Cincinnati (previously).
Eyeball Skull Tattoo
Hahahaha, I love it! This is by Clint James at Outlaw Ink in Killeen, Texas. Next bald or balding dude that passes out near me, I am totally drawing an eyeball on the back of their head. Hell, I’m taking a note from James (and Cere) and tattooing it!