Even chain smokers enjoy suspension

Hey, if you’re a hardcore smoker, I guess it’s not that unreasonable to take a break and smoke while you’re suspending*. Thanks to el Verno at Holy Mackerel in St. Paul, MN for sending in this photo of Sprout taking a puff while hung.

* I’ve got a great photo that I should post some time of my old friend Martini suspending with a beer in one hand, a slice of pizza in the other, and a smoke in his mouth — and it’s just a casual snapshot, not a posed photo.

Ascension and Some Girl?

I operate in a different world with different celebrities, so here’s a spy shot of ritual superstars IAM:stainless and IAM:_Stigmata_… I’m told that’s Claire Danes in the middle, but honestly, if I was told it was Lindsay Lohan, I’d be just as likely to believe it. Seriously though, thanks to IAM:Ascenhookfreak for the photo, and be sure to go see The Flock when it comes out.