13 1/2… inches?

I have no idea what Adrenalynn‘s “13 1/2″ hand tattoo means, but because it was done by her husband Mr. Genital Tattoo Jarrod Richardson at Psycho Clown Tattoo in Fort Worth Texas I am blindly guessing that the explanation has little to do with The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear would make me blush (well, if I blushed). But it’s a blind guess and I may be wrong.

Are you sure you’ll always love Xmas, Arthur?

Seriously, I love that someone was so caught up in the holiday spirit that they went and got themselves tattooed as a walking Christmas and New Year card! That said, the tattoo is pretty piss-poor, so it’s a good thing they were able to go and get this great cover up by Ben Boston at The Tattoo Studio in Bristol, UK… Definitely a massive improvement!

Xmas Tattoo Coverup

Why going to a quality artist is important

…even if you don’t go to the quality artist the first time around. Johnny Thief, a great artist who relocated down to Georgia with Seppuku Tattoo writes, “people wonder why we moved to savannah — to save tattoos like this!” Anyway, enjoy your Christmas morning present of Satanic cooter. It’s pretty much all I had on my list. Sadly I don’t think I got it.

Want a curved cock?

This is one of the more fasciating modifications I’ve seen. The person (who already has a split glans and other heavy work) wanted an aggressive curve to the right in his penis, so he’s been making small injections of 70% alcohol into the cavernosa on that side. This is after the second 0.2ml injection, with two more planned. Because it kills off some of the tissue, which then scars together more tightly than it was before, the result is a curve.

Maybe someone with a really long penis will attempt a corkscrew.