Lucky You

When he processes images for BME, Phil makes me a pile of images as possible posts, so I don’t always know who it is until I write the entry… So I’m like “who’s this sexy girl?”, and I click on bettiebondage‘s page and am greeted by a picture of her picking her nose. Fantasy shattered, although I’m sure there are many readers that are totally into pretty girls picking their noses 🙂 — “Lucky You” pubic tattoo and stars by Brian at Lion’s Den Tattoo in Salem, NH.

See also: You Lucky Bitch

Finger mustaches are for pussies

Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!

“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”

PS. Do you love my censoring or what?