13 1/2… inches?

I have no idea what Adrenalynn‘s “13 1/2″ hand tattoo means, but because it was done by her husband Mr. Genital Tattoo Jarrod Richardson at Psycho Clown Tattoo in Fort Worth Texas I am blindly guessing that the explanation has little to do with The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear would make me blush (well, if I blushed). But it’s a blind guess and I may be wrong.

Are you sure you’ll always love Xmas, Arthur?

Seriously, I love that someone was so caught up in the holiday spirit that they went and got themselves tattooed as a walking Christmas and New Year card! That said, the tattoo is pretty piss-poor, so it’s a good thing they were able to go and get this great cover up by Ben Boston at The Tattoo Studio in Bristol, UK… Definitely a massive improvement!

Xmas Tattoo Coverup

Why going to a quality artist is important

…even if you don’t go to the quality artist the first time around. Johnny Thief, a great artist who relocated down to Georgia with Seppuku Tattoo writes, “people wonder why we moved to savannah — to save tattoos like this!” Anyway, enjoy your Christmas morning present of Satanic cooter. It’s pretty much all I had on my list. Sadly I don’t think I got it.