“KISS HER WHERE SHE PEES”, as tattooed by King Ron at Halo Tattoo.

I guess you can get away with having female genitals explicitly tattooed on your neck in The Netherlands, but in less permissive nations (say, when travelling pretty much anywhere else in the world), I’m not sure this tattoo is a good decision — you could literally be arrested for just walking down the street. This black and grey pink’n’stink was done by Eddie Schwartz at Splitnipple Tattoo in the Hague.

I’ve been meaning for some time to share with you this sort of misogynist tattoo on my old friend Ed Gein Dr.Scorpio (regulars may remember his Frank Zappa tattoo). This rib tattoo (in progress still) was done by Tony Browning at State of the Art in Sinchester, VA. I don’t know if he’s is messing with me about the city name?

I can’t say that a crab is what I’d choose as pubic tattoo, but then I’ve never had crabs so maybe I don’t realize just how awesome they are. Thanks to my friends Valentin and Genislav at Ink Brothers in Sofia, Bulgaria for sending this in. And please don’t whine that it’s blurred. If you need to see more that desperately, the uncensored version will be in the BME/extreme archives.