Vega sends in this crazy big Nike Swoosh Backpiece by Ozzie Perez at Body Graphics in Philadelphia, PA. Since Nike isn’t an online casino, I’m guessing this wasn’t a paid advertisement either — I wonder in these cases (because you see giant “product placements” every once in a while — and I don’t just mean beer stuff) what profound experience cemented the corporation into their lives!
Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!
“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”
PS. Do you love my censoring or what?
I’m going to say that with 100% certainty that the wearer of this tattoo of a Commie Democrat Donkey having its ass kicked by a big American Republican Elephant watches FOX News and dreams about banging a she wolf. Funny work though by Ryan Speed at Gen X Tattoos in Willoughby, Ohio.
Seriously, I looked up “pothead” in the dictionary and tore it out to show you. Luis Botas from Kaustika in Mexico City did the tattoo — click through for the real photo by the way.
My personal pop culture heroes tend to fall more into the Gene Logsdon category, but to each their own. This Al Bundy tattoo is by Butch at Iron Spade in Port Charlotte, FL.
…um, if you say so…
By Dewey at Empire Tattoo in Upland, CA.
What, modified people can’t be Dolly fans? Dallas is pretty thrilled about this photo! And remember Dolly’s advice: “Find out who you are and do it on purpose, [and] if you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.” Seems appropriate enough to me.
I assume those are supposed to be sigs, but the first person I showed it to thought it might be a Tetris tattoo. Either way, I probably would avoid getting anything that looked like SS marks on public skin, let alone writing “100% wood” on my head. But maybe I don’t have a sense of humor over being a blockhead (which was my secondary explanation for this tattoo by Aminda).
I don’t know if this toe piece that David Barake in Santiago, Chile did is going to hold up very well (palms, soles, and so on don’t take ink easily), but it sure is cute!
