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Rafa the Juggalo
Rafa wanted these titled “Equilibrium in the plate“, but I thought that was stupid.. More photos after the break!
Washing Instructions Tattoo
Dave, tattooed by Ron at Adrenaline in Montreal explains,
Hand wash, warm water. Do not bleach. Drip dry. Do not iron.
“A friend suggested these, but decided not to go through with them. Now if ever I’m found unconscious on the sidewalk by a sumptuous brunette, she’ll know exactly what to do with me.”
Ah, Montreal… A place where you can find a sumptuous brunette to drip you dry just by lying unconscious on the sidewalk. I love French girls… Ah hell, French guys too — Dave didn’t specify a gender. [Edit: I ignore gender].
There will be charred flesh
This “HADES” chest cautery pen scarification is being done by Scott at Big D’s Skin City Tattooing in Dormont, PA, who does not appreciate whimpering or whining.
Mamma Bear must be so proud…
Zachariah says that he has an ass so sweet that he had to get a cupcake on it (done by Adrian at Seventh Street Tattoo in Little Rock, AR).
Penis Butterfly Tattoo
Another tattoo by Brendan on the road tattooing on the Sunshine Coast in Queensland, Australia, here’s Tracey’s “tacklefly”… She’s the mother of one of his regular customers, and asked him for a butterfly made of dicks, so he drew it up for her and they had lots of fun tattooing it onto her.
Moose knuckles…
You know, I think I actually have an entire gallery dedicated to “camel toe” tattoos (seriously), but this is the first “moose knuckle” tattoo I’ve seen (don’t know what that is?). This was done by Johannes at Chronic Tattoo in San Diego, California…
YMCA in Lego
Gavin at Rubery Tattoo Studio in Birmingham, UK did this funny Lego Village People tattoo — “I just wanted something different and I love Lego…”
Drinking Through Piercings
So iam:writingonthewalls thinks he’s the coolest (Evan agrees) with his 11mm tongue piercing and his “Blue Bella” drink while partying in Bali, Indonesia… My friend Oleg from Russia (check out his BME/HARD gallery for loads more), begs to differ, and invites them both over for a drink — his photo is after the break.
Oh, the drama!
I like the take that Sinstress and her partner got on the matching/wedding-ring type tattoo theme — a heart padlock, and, instead of the old cliché of a key, a bolt cutter. Wondering why a bolt cutter? Well, Sintress had actually gotten her half of the tattoo — the lock — a year earlier with someone else, and that person has the key tattoo!
