I’m pretty confident that, as close as you may get to guessing this one, no one’s going to get it right on the nose … and no peeking at the tags, cheaters.
(That’d be Xenceval, sporting an 8 mm. Prince Albert, a few frenum piercings, and what appears to be a mustache fashioned out of black washable marker.)
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… I would have stuck my dick in, um, the birthday cake, I suppose?
Party’s over, after the jump.
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See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Soon after I got my Prince Albert pierced, my girlfriend came up with the idea of drinking a float through it. So after waiting a few months for me to stretch far enough to allow a straw … this happened.
Click through to de-tree, of course.
(Palm tree photo used under “Attribution” provision of Creative Commons. Photo source: http://flickr.com/photos/blmurch/90778103/.)
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Sorry about the late post today — we were, uh … gone fishin’. Nice day out on the beach, but I have to say, it was a little drafty.
Happy Saturday!
Phone rings.
Reckoner: Hello?
Buddy: Hey, it’s me. What are you up to tonight?
Reckoner: Oh, hey. Actually, I was about to go for a run. Probably shower after that, get some reading done, and put some dinner together. And after that I was planning on taking some photos with a Spiderman toy riding my dick. So, kind of a busy night, actually.
Buddy: What are you having for dinner? Wait, what? You’re going to have a Spiderman toy …
Reckoner: … riding my dick, yes. Well, it actually depends on how you look at it. One person may see it and think, “Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.” Whereas the more cultured viewer may think, “Why, Spiderman is riding that dick like it’s an A-bomb, Dr. Strangelove-style! What an odd yet surprisingly rewarding mélange of cultural references!” So there are really a lot of levels at work here.
Buddy: I see.
Reckoner: Anyway, the point is that I’ve got a pretty full dance card, but maybe we could get together later in the week. Oh, you wouldn’t happen to have any old G.I. Joe action figures, would you?
Buddy: Absolutely not.
Reckoner: Don’t sweat it. Talk to you soon.