BME Newsfeed for Feb 5, 2007

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Finger mustaches are for pussies

Whereas penis mustaches are for cocks. If I got this tattoo, I would ask everyone to take a picture with it, and if I didn’t get arrested, I’d put out a book of the photos. I hope Dan does that, not that I really want to look at his junk all that many times in a row!

“If you think it’s hard tattooing someone else’s, you should try doing your own,” he says, adding, “I know it’s uneven, and I have a small dick… what else do you have to say?”

PS. Do you love my censoring or what?