Well, it’s Friday Friday Friday and I’ve got my bowl of cereal all ready for today’s news post.  It’s a pretty light week for news but there are a few stories to get you through the afternoon/evening.

To start things off is a story out of England that may possibly make you sick, and at the least make you want to strangle this mother of the year candidate.

LIKE other eight-year-old girls, Britney Campbell loves dancing to Lady GaGa, is fond of fashion and enjoys putting on make-up.  Once every three months, Britney climbs on a beautician’s table and watches as mum Kerry prepares needles of Botox and fillers to be injected into her face.  Beautician Kerry, 34, from Birmingham, buys the substances online and injects them into her daughter’s forehead, lips and around her eyes.

The beauty-pageant obsessed single mum also takes her to have her body waxed, in a bizarre bid to stop her growing hair when she eventually hits puberty.

Britney says: “My friends think it’s cool I have all the treatments and they want to be like me. I check every night for wrinkles, when I see some I want more injections.  “They used to hurt, but now I don’t cry that much.  “I also want a boob and nose job soon, so that I can be a star.”

Kerry first injected Britney with Botox in May last year, as a present to celebrate her eighth birthday.  She says: “One day I had to keep her home from school as she had a slight headache, but apart from that she has had no reaction at all.  “She also has her virgin wax monthly, which gets rid of her fluffy leg hair and makes sure she wont develop pubic hair in the future.  “It will save her a fortune in waxing when she’s older.”

Little Britney says: “I feel like a supermodel and if I do ballet or go swimming I don’t have to worry about hairy legs. Although the pain makes me cry, I feel like a cool grown-up when it’s all over.” Kerry plans to get Britney’s eyebrows waxed this year.  She is also hoping to get them lightly tattooed to an arched shape and is also considering a light pink tattooed lip-liner.

When it comes to body modification, it’s an individual making the choice to alter their body in a way that they desire.  But at what age is it acceptable to start thinking about serious modifications?  There is no doubt that the mother is putting pressure on her child to achieve a desired physical transformation, but waxing the crotch of your 8 year old daughter just seems pretty excessive.  Not to mention injecting botulism into her face, and letting her think that wanting implants at her age is normal.  I try not to be too judgmental when it comes to non-celebrity stories, but this story really makes me want to slap the mom upside the head.

More to news to come…

If you recall, last year the 9th circuit court of appeals in the US made a ruling that tattoos are a form of free speech and therefore protected under the first amendment.  The reason that this case made it so high up the judicial ladder was because the city of Hermosa Beach in California was trying to prevent a tattoo studio from opening within city limits.  Well it seems that even with the law on their side, some studios are still having problems setting up shop in the city.

Six months after a federal appeals court struck down a Hermosa Beach ordinance outlawing tattoo studios, a fast-growing group of residents is trying to block their potential proliferation in town.  They’ve passed out fliers, organized on Facebook and relayed messages on Twitter. They’ve signed petitions and taken out newspaper ads. And this week, they took their fight to City Hall.

“This is going to be a playground for the element of people that live that style. We believe that will bring problems.”

I’m a little curious as to what style of life they think tattooed people live.  Any ideas?

How much do you love video games?  Or one game in particular?  Well a fan of Yakuza 3 went all out and won a contest that allowed him to get about $9000 worth of tattooing done for free.  The catch?  Get the same tattoo as one of the characters in the game.

Gaming tattoos are not a new phenomenon and we’ve seen plenty of examples ranging from small and cute to large and painful. But last year Sega ran a competition in Australia offering one gamer and dedicated Yakuza 3 fan the opportunity to win the tattoo main character Kazuma Kiryu has on his back.

In order to win you had to state in 25 words or less why you deserved the tattoo. The winner was 46-year-old Fari Salievski who has now had the tattoo applied with Sega releasing pictures of the finished tattoo and stages of Fari getting it done.

It looks like the artist did a good job copying it from the game, although the script on the left side is completely different, which may have been intentional.

In what I think is “celebrity” news, a woman who thought her relationship with her boyfriend was over had a tattoo of his name removed… and hour before he proposed to her.

It was a twist ending that could only happen in The Only Way is Essex, which saw Lauren Goodger lasering off her Mark Wright tattoo just moments before he proposed.  After thinking that their on/off relationship was finally over, Lauren made the decision to erase Mark from her life, and her skin.  So she headed to the skin clinic to have his name removed permanently from her crotch.

But as Mark heard the shocking news about his stamp being removed, he raced off to find his true love to quickly pop the question. Despite Lauren telling her sister Nicola that she was completely finished with her ex, it seems she still found it in her heart to give Mark yet another chance, and said yes to his proposal.

I’m assuming this is some “Hills”-like reality show.

Finally, Lada Gaga is back in the news (did she ever really leave it?) with an interview regarding the reasoning behind her tattoo placement.

Lady Gaga has revealed that the reason she only has tattoos on the left hand side of her body is because her father requested her to try to remain “normal” on one side. To this she added: “I think that he sees the right as like my Marilyn Monroe side and the left as my Iggy Pop side.”  While the singing superstar has admitted she is able to control herself in the name of her father t is her wild side that seems to be winning the fight.  Lady Gaga said: “I think, from a neurological standpoint, I’m creatively driven by my left side. But he’s asked that I don’t get any on the right side for whatever reason.”

And that’s all the news for this week.  Keep sending in those stories you find and enjoy the rest of your Friday, and then your Saturday, and afterward your Sunday.

After last week’s celebrity fueled news post, things have taken a turn for the better.  Well, better in terms of only 2 celebrity stories.  There is some pretty heinous stuff this week, including a lot of underaged kids being tattooed and pierced.  On the bright side, there are some really interesting news pieces this week that I’m sure you’ll enjoy, and one that will make you want to reach through your screen and slap someone.

Before any of that, there’s a story out of Seattle about a tattoo studio standing up to the city council.

Myers contests the city artificially inflated the parking density results “from 57 percent to 91 percent to justify the change.” He said the city told him a higher density and higher rates means more turn over and revenue.

The sign is in violation of Pioneer Square’s sign laws, but Myers said two cops recently walked by and gave him thumbs up. The building owner called him this morning to tell him to take the sign down.

“I’m presently working on taking the sign down. It might take me a day or two. It’s a big project,” he said.

I love his response to the building owner.  Basically the situation is that the area of the city where the tattoo studio is in was recently the subject of a massive parking rate increase, which is now hurting all the local businesses.  Myers and other businesses in the area are fighting to get the price hike reverted.

There’s lots more to come, so pull up a chair and get comfy…

As I mentioned earlier, today’s news has quite a few stories about minors getting tattooed or pierced.  Some are fairly straightforward cases of the kids lying to the artist, but others aren’t quite so innocent.

To start things off, are the basic run of the mill stories of kids getting work done without parental consent.  A young woman from Cardiff got “100% Welsh Lamb” tattooed on her rear.  Seeing as how she was 16 at the time, and the law there states that it is illegal for someone under 18 to get tattooed, a police investigation has been opened regarding the case.

Elsewhere in the UK a mother is furious that a studio pierced her son’s face without her consent.  The problem is, in this area, there is no law restricting minors from being pierced without parental consent.

The shop in Leys Avenue, which offers tattoos and piercings, has a policy not to pierce anyone under 16 without a consenting adult, but no statutory law for an age limit exists, provided the client’s consent is given.  “When I spoke to the owner he laughed it off but it’s not a laughing matter,” said the 39-year-old.  “He’s nearly six foot tall so he does look older than he is but they should still ask for ID unless they’re accompanied by a parent.  “Even if he’d looked at the form properly he would have seen that Jake was nervous as he said he was 16 but he gave his date of birth that would have made him 17.

“It’s a serious matter as it’s on his face and he’s been scarred for life now. It’s disgraceful.”

Unfortunately the article fails to mention where on his face the piercing actually is, although the owner of the studio did add this: “But if she doesn’t like it she can just tell her son to take it out.”.

A lot of times with stories like this we only hear from the parents, or in police blotters.  The Livingston County News in NY actually took the time to sit down with an artist that has been charged for tattooing a minor after they told him they were of age.

Although Troisi’s crime is a class D misdemeanor, his arrest was widely publicized in regional print, web and broadcast media, apparently due to its unusual nature.  A friend, whom Troisi now describes as a “former friend,” scheduled the tattooing appointment for his girlfriend without revealing the girl’s age. Troisi admits being aware of the law which forbids tattooing of someone under 18.  “She looked a little young, but I didn’t think anything of it because in this day and age it isn’t uncommon for young people to want tattoos and for parents to give their consent,” Troisi said.

Troisi saw no harm in tattooing the image which the girl requested be placed on her hip: The breast cancer ribbon accompanied by the names and dates of birth and death of two of the girl’s beloved relatives who had died from breast cancer.  Troisi does not deny tattooing the girl. However, he does affirm that the girl lied to him about her age. He suggests the girl’s mother bears at least some of the responsibility for the tattoo in that she allowed her daughter to be with the person who arranged for the tattoo and had no knowledge of where her daughter was or what her daughter was doing. In that sense, Troisi believes that, if he is facing charges of unlawfully dealing, the mother should be facing charges of neglect and abuse.

Which brings up the question, who is ultimately responsible in situations like this?  The artist who was lied to?  Or the parent who wasn’t aware of what their child was doing?  I personally think the question they should be asking is why isn’t the blame being placed on the 17 year old girl?  Or is personal responsibility not something we’re teaching kids anymore?

While these stories for the most part are pretty tame, the following stories are examples of when adults take advantage of children.

A Hugo, MN man has been sentenced to 90 in jail for tattooing teenage girls to let others know they’re the property of his gang.

Police began investigating Lee in 2009 after a runaway teen was found at his home. Investigators said several 15-year-old girls had been tattooed with the letters “OMG” marking them as the “girls” of the OMB, or Oroville Mono Boys gang, according to a criminal complaint.

Down in Florida a tattoo artist and a woman are being charged with abuse after police walked in on the pair tattooing the woman’s 14 year old daughter.  The reason the police were visiting?  The girl posted pictures of her tattoos on Facebook and a relative contacted the authorities.

The arrests happened at Filippelli’s home in DeBary, where deputies knocked on the door, stepped inside and asked if the girl was there getting a tattoo. One deputy could hear the buzz of a tattoo gun coming from a rear bedroom, according to Filippelli’s arrest report.  Deputies found the girl sitting on a chair with her waistband slightly rolled down, and Lopez tattooing her left hip, the report said.  Lopez told deputies he thought he was allowed to tattoo the girl because he had Filippelli’s permission, Davidson said. But state law requires written and notarized permission from a parent or guardian.  Lopez was not licensed to tattoo people, anyway, Davidson said. Tattoo artists in Florida must either be licensed to practice medicine or dentistry or be supervised by someone who is.  The caller who saw the Facebook photos told deputies the child had as many as three tattoos already — the first in January. Lopez, a friend of Filippelli’s, said he had tattooed her and the girl before.

In Bucks County, PA a man is facing up to 300 years in prison for tattooing a 14 year old girl in exchange for sex.

A 34-year-old Bucks County man could face up to 300 years in prison for allegedly giving a tattoo to a 14-year-old girl from Bristol Township in exchange for sex, prosecutors said.  Investigators in Bristol and Bensalem said that Walter Meyerle, an unemployed tattoo artist, has likely had inappropriate sexual contact with up to 10 other children – both boys and girls, according to reports.  Meyerle faces two counts of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, and 10 counts of unlawful contact with a minor, according to reports. He is being held in Bucks County Prison on $1 million bail.

Of course there is a fine line between personal responsibility and being taken advantage of.  In the first three stories the kids all lied to the artists, while in the second three, the adults knew what they were doing was illegal and proceeded to do it anyway.  With laws being so diverse when it comes to age restrictions, it’s a safe bet to be well aware of them all before working on someone you suspect may be too young.  Unless of course you’re doing it to have sex with kids, in which case I’m sure you don’t really care about the laws to begin with.

Now then, moving away from all of that, this week a number of stories popped up looking at cultures all over the world, as well as one story about an unlikely tattoo artist.

This month is the annual Kerala festival in India and sify.com has a nice little write up about some of the rituals that are practiced during the festival.

At the Ezhamkulam Temple, the devotees practice ‘Tookkam’ in the month of March every year, in which they hang themselves on sharp hooks attached to a wooden plate by piercing their body.  People believe that this practice would remove all their miseries and bring wealth and glory to the village.  ”Our whole weight is balanced on the hook, there is nothing other than that to balance our body. It is our belief that that protects us. One can achieve anything by performing this ritual,” said Rajan, a devotee.

At the nearby Kurampal Devi Temple, another unique traditional ritual is practiced as part of the temple festival.  The cane rolling is a modern form of Nara-bali or human sacrifice and is practiced every five years with great religious fervor. It is done on the ninth day of the temple festival.  During this, devotees roll over the thorns of bamboo sticks and the blood that comes out of their body is offered to the Goddess.

In Mystic, RI, the ”Skin and Bones – Tattoos in the Life of the American Sailor” exhibit is opening this week, and it is including a number of artifacts from the local maritime museum.

The exhibit was originally researched and displayed by Philadelphia’s Independence Seaport Museum, but it features a number of artifacts owned by Mystic Seaport. Because of these shared pieces, Mystic Seaport Exhibit Researcher and Developer Elysa Engelman said the Seaport had a connection when trying to bring the exhibit north. The show features ancient and modern tattooing tools, “flash” tattoo design samples and other tattoo related art, historic photographs and artifacts, all aimed at telling the story of how tattoos entered the sailor’s life, what they meant, and why they got them.

The show is laid out in a loosely chronological fashion, starting with sailors’ identification documents dating to the late 1700s. Engelman said one of the reasons mariners got tattoos in that era was to provide distinguishing characteristics that could be used to identify them if they were killed or imprisoned.  Engelman said it was challenging putting together artifacts from the 18th century because there aren’t any images of the styles of tattoos that existed then. She said based on the identification papers that exist and other artwork carved by sailors on whalebones during that era, the museum is able to guess at what tattoos of the day may have looked like.

Even if you can’t make it out to the exhibit, the article is a nice read that goes into some of the history of nautical tattooing.

Over in St. Louis, MO the director of the documentary “Tattoo Jew” will be screening a rough cut of the film on Sunday.  The film examines why Jewish people choose to be tattooed with Jewish symbols.

“You don’t have to be Jewish to attend,” Abrams tells Daily RFT. “You don’t have to be inked to attend. You just have to be interested in the stories of people who choose to get inked despite a religious prohibition, the cultural memory of the Holocaust and the myth that Jews with tattoos can’t be buried in a Jewish cemetery.”

There will, however, be a “show your ink and a drink” special, and Abrams hopes to distribute Jewish-themed temporary tattoos.

The article even has a short video interview with the director as he discusses why he chose to make a documentary on this subject.

With all the focus in Japan being on the disaster as well as the status of the nuclear reactors, life is still going on in the areas not affected by the disasters.  Suma beach in Kobe City is moving forward with placing a ban on tattooed individuals from going to the beach.  While the law hasn’t passed yet, the author of the article spends quite some time discussing the history of tattoos in Japan, and why the city may be putting this law into effect.

While this next story isn’t one about any specific modification, it is an interesting insight into a piercer and tattooist from Japan, as well as his status as being the only native Japanese Imam in Tokyo.

A chance meeting with a foreign Muslim 12 years ago in Tokyo’s Shibuya district and a life spent studying various religions led him to convert to Islam 3 ½ years ago.
He completed the Hajj, the worlds largest annual religious pilgrimage, to Mecca in Saudi Arabia 2 ½ years ago at the invitation of the Saudi Arabian government.
Shortly after, a meeting with the man who started him down his path to Islam 12 years previously led him to becoming the Imam at a small mosque in the Kabukicho area of Tokyo.

His day job for the past 20 years has been as a tattooist and body piercer.

At the beginning of today’s news post I mentioned that there were only 2 celebrity-related stories, as well as one story that will probably piss you off.  Or at least make you shake your head in frustration at the idiocy of it.  Well, wait no longer, because here comes the celebrity round-up.

Last week I mentioned that Avril Lavinge made a promise to stop getting tattooed.  That promise didn’t even last a week.  I suppose that when your studio created image is the only thing you have left going for you, you might as work to keep that image in the press.  The bonus of this article is not only does it talk about Avril’s new tattoo, but it also gives some great insight as to what tattoo placement actually means.

Neck: You have some sort of personality disorder. If you get a tattoo on your upper body outside the area covered by a long-sleeve shirt, then you are just a little bit crazy. You don’t care what people think but not in a way that is healthy. More in the kind of way that Travis Bickle doesn’t care what people think.

Around the Bellybutton: If you’re a lady with this tattoo, it means you once wanted to be a marine biologist but then you had little Madison and had to drop out of college. But you still love Lisa Frank. If you’re a gentleman, then you are undoubtedly a homosexual. And a bottom. No matter your gender, you have about a 50-50 shot of making a pornographic movie some day.

Pubic Area: If you are a dude, it means you’re unattractive but you have a huge dick. If you’re a lady you probably know your way around a pole and a pair of platforms.

Face: You have spent time in either: A) Prison, B) A mental institution, C) Both. Also, you smoke cigarettes you bought on the internet.

And those are just a few of the gems found in the list.

Today’s final “news” story can be summed up in a little game called, “What’s wrong with this picture“.

At my count there are three things wrong.  The first two are pretty easy to spot.  The third one is a little trickier, and when you see it, you’ll think to yourself why you didn’t guess it right away.  If you guessed “piercing gun” and “no gloves” as the first two, you’re absolutely correct.  The third thing wrong is the fact that this is even news to begin with.  See what I mean?  So obvious.

Well that’s it for this week’s news.  Remember to keep sending in those news stories so we can keep the news as celebrity free as possible.