Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket

Hey, if Klingons can have redundant hearts, I don’t see why humans shouldn’t have redundant nuts. You know, I’d go so far as to say that it’s a message from God that it’s OK if you want to mess with them and, hey, if you lose one, have fun doing it because you have a backup.

(This photo is from the El Horizonte bonus gallery in BME/HARD.)

Get you love drunk off my hump.

I find this photo humorous for many reasons but thanks to Will Ferrell, all I can think of is that song…

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

(See also the Shadark Bonus Gallery in BME/HARD for more!)

Biopocket Eyeglasses Case

What, you have a better place to keep your glasses when you’re not wearing them? This is the same person I’ve featured before doing very intense subcutaneous play — it goes without saying that unless you’ve autoclaved them, putting your glasses under your skin is kind of risky (and even then it still is), but I’m thinking that because of how much he’s done this play he’s probably “exercised” his immune system to the point where he has Wolverine-like healing powers.

“Pussy Ash Tray”

Hey, I’m of the “[tobacco] smoking is unhealthy” sort, but to each their own. But I’m glad they’re using an ashtray 😉. I wonder though if this has the same effects as urethral stuffing of unsmoked tobacco — basically giving you an intense rush because of how quickly it is absorbed. The full set of this is in the Lizzy and Philly bonus gallery (mentioned here before) in this weekend’s BME/HARD update.