Australia Day Festivities

Seriously, if ModBlog has even come close to accurately representing Australia, it seems to me that I picked the wrong hemisphere of Commonwealth countries to be born in… I mean, here’s Australia Day, early afternoon (tinaxo and panties — who I think I’ll post again tomorrow thanks to her sending us a few Wicked Weasel photos)…

Hang around long enough — maybe not that long at all — and it’ll be worth your while… as Pox discovered later that evening.

Anyway, to complete the triad of sexy girls and drinking in the kiddie pool with fighting, I’m going to get back to watching Crank and tonight’s UFC event. More tomorrow…

“Bloody Girls!”

Max Brand (All or Nothing Tattoo, Atlanta, GA) writes of these two pictures (lots more in this weekend’s BME update by the way), “don’t try this at home,” but I doubt that warning is going to be followed by many readers. That said, if you’re playing at home, either by yourself or with a partner, be sure you’re playing clean and safe.

Coming soon!

My friend and occasional BME writer Bizarroboy (see also: Arty Time, Dripping, Eye Can See More, or A Salaryman’s View) just finished a lengthy teaching stint deep in Australia and had a chance to do an interview about ritual cutting (what would be called “self injury” here) and subincision among Aboriginal people in Australia… Watch for that either here or on BME in the next week or two.

“Pussy Ash Tray”

Hey, I’m of the “[tobacco] smoking is unhealthy” sort, but to each their own. But I’m glad they’re using an ashtray 😉. I wonder though if this has the same effects as urethral stuffing of unsmoked tobacco — basically giving you an intense rush because of how quickly it is absorbed. The full set of this is in the Lizzy and Philly bonus gallery (mentioned here before) in this weekend’s BME/HARD update.

Oldschool Leatherpunch Piercing

Other than the issues of sterilization and contamination, the leather punch is a remarkably functional body piercing tool. I know several people who are now well-respected piercers who used them to do their first (self) piercings! It creates a hole analogous to a dermal punch, comes in a wide range of sizes, and makes a remarkably clean cut on each side — now, to be clear, I’m not recommending it, and these days it’s cheaper and easier to go to a professional than to buy a leather punch, but the fact is that the majority of the time, they’re a very functional DIY tool!

Pitbull Portrait

This portrait of the client’s dog is a work in progress by Justin the Blood at In the Blood Tattoos and Rock N’Roll in Pittsburgh, PA. Oh, and am I crazy in thinking that he looks a little like a meaner, tattooed version of Spencer Rice (as in the “nice guy” from Kenny Vs. Spenny)?

If you like stuff all about dogs, lots of people have tattooed their best friends, like Eddie, Binky, and Pee Wee Martini, or this beagle, another beagle, a curious Dachsund, a Shar-pei, and this Boston terrier. There’s also fictional dogs like Toto, Dogbert, Bebe Dog, and Clarus the Dogcow. Not into tattoos? There’s also dog scars and dog scar portraits, as well as suspending over dogs, a dog riding a suspension, a dog lifted by suspension old tattooed dogs, new tattooed dogs, pierced dogs, and even dog shocker collars!

Beat that, cat people.