The Lost Files


You know what? Fine. Marc may be an incredibly talented tattooer, and his design ideas may be among the most inventive in the industry, and he may be one of the most instantly recognizable artists out there. But you know what he can’t win? A race around the world! And … go!

[falls down open sewer]

God damn it.

(Tattoo by Marc at Swastika Freakshop in Radolfzell, Germany.)

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When the clock’s in my hand..

Your time is over, homie!

I don’t leave the block without my clock!
Is it because I’m standing with yo’ bitch?
Or got all these stones on my wrists?
Don’t think your leavin’ here with this,
I don’t leave the block, without my clock!

The actual meaning of this hand tattoo on IAM: zombea is, wait for it..

I’ve got too much time on my hands!

By Tim McKenny (Myspace), Maya Tattoo, Sioux City, Iowa.

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Never Leave Your Wallet in Your Pants in a Tijuana Whorehouse


Knuckle sandwich hand tattoo

I have a feeling IAM: IKillBabys‘s knuckle sandwich [Ed. note: Please don’t kill babies] might be a little gamey. My advice? Stick with a hearty corned beef on rye with a side of matzo-ball soup. IKillBabys gets in touch with his inner Goldberg, after the jump.

Who's Next? hand tattoos

(Tattoos by Miguel at Black Cat Tattoo in Panama City Beach, Florida.)

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Smokin’ From Shootin’


Oh, that’s dirty. That is just a straight up naughty picture. But what does it mean?

“I always enjoy tough but girly things (I seem to have a reputation for being both super sugary and a bit of a sassy tough girl — I don’t claim or deny either one!), and wanted to get ‘cream puff’ somewhere on my hands. […] Simple and sweet, but I feel like this piece is another that represents my personality and will make me smile every time i see it! Standing alone, each hand definitely makes me giggle: My naughty hand and my smoking hand.”

Ohhhhhh. Well … that makes sense.

(Tattoos by Maura Cole at Columbus Tattoo Company in Columbus, Ohio.)

Peek-a-Boo


Oh, hello! Hope everyone’s sugar highs have worn off from Halloween and that you’ve scrubbed the caramel out of your good pants. Anyway, what better way to start the week than by staring into the eyes of our model up there? More shots, after the jump:

First person to make a Mike Tyson joke receives my undying scorn. Mornin’, ModBlog!