This Week in BME

Posted on January 2, 2009 by Jordan Ginsberg

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Hey, you heard the legs. Sound advice.

Well, it was a short week on account of the holidays, but I think we squeezed some fun out of it. To send off 2008, we:

Went around cold murderin’ endangered unicorns.

Put up some blingy jewelry for charity.

Drowned a giraffe, for fun, just because.

Froze our nuts off.

Killed absolutely every animal on earth. Lots of dead animals this week, eh?

Had an epiphany.

And lest you think we forgot, the annual BME Year-End Awards will be up very shortly. (You think you’re excited? Feel these nipples!) Other than that, a couple posts over the weekend, and then we get back into the regular routine, Monday morning. Be safe, folks, and of course, thank you for your continued support of BME. Have a great weekend.

When He Smiles, I Can See Through His Head

Posted on December 29, 2008 by Jordan Ginsberg

You know the worst part? That unicorn only had one week until retirement.

*pounds fist on desk, weeps into hands*

(This is apparently the first tattoo by Michael at Mid City Voodoux Tattoo in New Orleans, Louisiana.)

BME Shop Spotlight

Posted on December 15, 2008 by Jordan Ginsberg

Oh, hello! Welcome to the inaugural installment of the BME Shop Spotlight, in which we’ll feature candid shots of you lovely people sporting the latest in BME shirts, jewelry, and, well, anything else that found its way out of BME Shop.

Today’s model is evilolive, who can be seen in the award-winning BME Unicorn T-shirt. You know what kinds of T-shirts have unicorns on them? The best kinds.

Thanks, evilolive! And to everyone else, don’t forget to send in your photos of yourselves decked out in BME gear!

P.S. From Rachel

The “final run designs” have been dropped to 5.99 to clear them out for the holidays so I can make room for new stock in the new year. You can get jackets for as low as 29.99 (if it says we don’t have it in stock, try to order it anyway), shorts for 15.99 and even the work shirts for 19.99. Regular tshirts range from 5.99 and up. The shop cache might take a couple minutes to reflect the new pricing on the main pages but the items themselves should be correct. Help me clear these items out!

Anyone ordering 10 shirts or more will get a free keychain.

I’ve also added a lot of supplies, new jewelry as well as a brand new accessory! BMEshop carries more than it ever has and will continue to grow with your support. Please post in the comments if there are things you guys want to see available.

Get Ready For Awesome

Posted on November 20, 2008 by Jordan Ginsberg

Are you the sort of person who might be interested in an online body modification store packed with tons of T-shirts (with new designs coming regularly), beautiful high-quality jewelry, books and DVDs and industry-favorite aftercare products? Well hot holy damn, you’re in luck! At long last, BME shop has made its triumphant return to the Internets! Months of careful planning, precise purchasing and about an average amount of witchcraft have gotten us here, and we could not be happier. Click the image above to go directly to our Final Run T-shirt designs (which are on sale!), or click on that handsome unicorn below to visit the all-new shop.BMEzine.com!

Ejaculating Rainbows.

Posted on September 18, 2008 by RooRaaah Crumbs

More unicorns on ModBlog (apart from the fifth post down – You have been warned!)

By Cornbread, Devotion Tattoos, Georgia.

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Rose the Unidonkey

Posted on April 25, 2008 by Shannon Larratt

PorkeyGristle‘s donkey is named rose, and thinks that it’s a unicorn (a regular subject here)… It was done for him by Matt Kerley at Garry’s Skin Grafix in Greenville, NC.

NAH HE DIDN’T!

Posted on March 20, 2008 by Shannon Larratt

Jason‘s unicorn shitting a rainbow tattoo is an excellent follow-up to the white-power unicorn.

Best White Power Tattoo Ever.

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Shannon Larratt

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Mike, who plays guitar for The Seventh Gate and Call The Paramedics says of his Nazi unicorn tattoo by Painless J at Marlowe Ink in Fairfax, Virginia, “only the whites get angry, hah… funny how that works?”

Continue reading for his other, equally questionable tattoos.

The piece above (also by Painless J) is brilliant I think… The piece below? Not so sure… last time I posted gender bending shit eating on BME it didn’t go so well.

Both of these transsexual pieces (with apologies to any transsexuals reading this) were done by Eric Doyle of Jinx Proof Tattoo in Washington DC. I’m sure he’s thrilled to be credited, haha…

Edit/Update: Thanks to cuntcumber for reminding me I needed to include Mike’s knee tattoo as well:

Ass Piercings

Posted on July 10, 2006 by Shannon Larratt

I wasn’t going to post, it being the weekend and all, but maybe I’ll skimp on posts tomorrow. Anyway, these piercings on p2bb are by Tiffany at Unicorn Tattoo and Body Piercing in Glyfada, Greece, and I hope it brightens your Monday work morning if that’s when you see it…

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