Fun Times at the Baltimore Tattoo Arts Convention ’09


And so here is international playboy John Durante, hanging out at the Baltimore Tattoo Arts Convention at the end of January, and just cold skewering folks all over the place (including the lovely Tracie) as part of a performance involving, among others, Nu Ethix Suspensions. Lots of great photos from this set should be up on BME in the next day or two, but you can get a sneak preview by checking out the page of the lovely Miss Ruth Decay, who sent in the majority of these bad boys.

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Always Bet on Black


This poor woman literally lost her shirt last night betting on the damned Arizona Cardinals. WHYYY? HOW DO YOU GIVE UP A 100-YARD TURNOVER? Sorry. I’m projecting. Congratulations, Pittsburgh.

Update! The lovely girl above is Chloé Ruggiero, and the photographer of this beautiful shot is Chris Blanchenot.

(Piercings by Passage Tattoo in Toronto, Ontario.)

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The Horror


This poor woman was among the innocent bystanders in the vicious Smurf attack on which we reported earlier. How does a person recover after being sprayed with the plasma of lovable cartoon character? Can you see how clearly distraught she is? Truly devastating. Luckily, she appears to be in the shower, which should certainly make us feel better. Err, which should make her feel better. Right. That’s it.

(Piercings by Adam Stokes and Nick at The Piercing Shop in Las Vegas, Nevada.)

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Swirls All Around


[looks out window, sees snow piled about five feet high next to the sidewalk]

Sigh.

(6 mm. nostrils, microdermals, 16 mm. lip plate, 38 mm. earlobes and 8 mm. flats, at least some which were done by Petr and Tattoo Angel Studio in Moscow, Russia. Oh, and it’s Hack!)

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Come and Join the Dance


Well here is a nice young lady, goes by the name of Brittany, and likes to wear, hmm, giant live snails in her ears? Hey, we won’t hold it against her. They look comfortable.

(Yes, I know they’re not snails. Septum piercing by Shawn Taylor at Evolution Body Piercing in Albuquerque, New Mexico.)

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Carry Water


See? Accessorizing! Richard here could have gone with titanium or glass in his septum piercing (which he pierced and stretched himself), but he went with a nice wood piece (“20 mm.,” Richard says, “and still not big enough!”) that nicely complements those long locks and mountain-man beard. Well done.