Fancy Tattooed Wang

IAM: chrometiki included “Because where else would you put it?!” with this submission, which made me wonder if it meant something else other than For The Win. Fornication Twice Weekly? Fuck Then Wash? Finely Tailored Waistcoat? Freshly Toasted Waffles?! Ok, I’ll stop now..

By Dan Andersen, Sacred Tattoo, Auckland, NZ.

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Bum Brand? You Bet!

I spotted this on Brian‘s page a few days ago, and thought you’d appreciate it!

Dave, a producer on the Ron and Fez Show called me up and asked if I’d be willing to do a branding live on the show. The back story was that he’d made a bet on the Triple Crown Horse to win, which didn’t happen, and the branding was what he’d put up.

He made it clear that he wanted it anyhow and that he was going to exaggerate his suffering for the sake of radio, which I underestimated! The branding means “Ichiban”, which is translated to number one.

Apologies for the interlacing on the video, read on for a photo of the finished article!

Bonnie Princess Johnny

I’m sure this is the moment John‘s been dreading since he submitted this photo to BMEzine, but I’m not scared of him. At least not when he’s dressed like this I’m not!

So to lower the tone a little after the last post here he is in his usual drinkin’ gear..

(Believe it or not the same hands that are holding that beer bottle ever so tenderly are the same hands that created these two masterpieces of scarification..)

Gettin’ Sloppy at RABcon ’99.

Mmm, milk!

“I say, Josh! This milk is most refreshing!”
“I concur, fair Yttrx! Most indubitably!”

Nooo!

“Heavens, Josh! No!”

Heavens, no!

*gasp*

I\'ll show you what a sponge can do!

“Spring forth, my burly protector, and save me!”
“Why, I’ve got just the thing!”

Ooh! Ahh!

Behold! The cleansing power of TSD!

YAYYY

“It’s a miracle!”
“Thanks, TSD!”

(Photos courtesy of Yttrx, who insists all parties involved in this production were dead sober at the time. Sure. Full gallery here.)