With all the attention in the news this week focused on the royal wedding, there weren’t a lot of stories for this week’s news.  This meant I actually had to dig up a couple of celebrity stories just so the week wasn’t completely devoid of content.

To kick things off this week we’re going to start with a little science.  A researcher in London has developed a formula that will predict the rate at which a tattoo will fade over time.

Tattoo inks are a suspension of water-insoluble particles, such as mercury, lead, cadmium and iron, which are injected under the skin using a needle.  Over time, these inks become dispersed as the cells which contain them die, divide or leave the body.

Although modern tattooing inks are less likely to fade, their gradual deterioration is inevitable.  Dr Eames said: ‘Skin type, age, size, exposure to the sunlight and the type of ink which is used all influence how a tattoo disperses with time.  ‘Broadly speaking, the small details in a tattoo are lost first, with thicker lines being less affected.  ‘Although finely detailed tattoos might look good when they are first done, they tend to lose their definition after 15 years.’  He added that his model will help increasing numbers of young people who have gone under the tattooist’s needle.  ‘Tattoos are incredibly popular worldwide with more than a third of 18 to 25-year-olds in the U.S. sporting at least one design,’ he said.  The research is published in the Mathematics Today journal.

I wonder if his model takes into account sun exposure, as well as the fact that not everyone’s skin is the same.  I guess only time will tell.  What I don’t get is how this will assist people when it comes to getting a tattoo.  It’s not like it isn’t common knowledge that tattoos can fade over time.

To read the rest of this week’s news, you know what to do.

Over in India Guinness Rishi, a man know for holding several Guinness records, is working on another one, this one involving tattoos of flags.

An Indian businessman has been carrying the flags of 305 countries on his own body to promote amity among nations. Now 70-year-old Har Prakash, who has re-invented himself as Guinness Rishi, is vying in Nepal for his latest world record, hoping to add more flags and more records.”People call me a joker, a mad man,” says the world record aspirant from New Delhi who arrived in Kathmandu to attend the first international tattoo conference and promptly stole the limelight from other younger participants from different countries with more exotic tattoos.  “My dream is to go around the world several times,” Har Prakash told IANS, sitting in the convention hall of the Yak and Yeti hotel while cameras click away furiously. “I want the children of those countries to ask me, where is the flag of our country, spot it and then, in the process, become aware of my country and other countries as well.”

Rishi is now seeking to add a new tattoo record: have the maximum number of tattoo artists work on him.  “The record is held by an American who in 1996 had 22 artists work on him,” he says. “As a matter of fact, I did break the record in Pattaya last year when 25 artists etched 55 flags on me. But I was not familiar with the rules and forgot to make a video recording.”  This time, he has come armed and is asking the 52 tattoo stalls put up for the Kathmandu conference to send one artist each to doodle on him further.  However, while his forehead, head, arms, legs and chest are covered with tattoos, his back remains pristine clear.  “I am saving that for a dream project,” he says proudly. “It’s going to be the Hall of Fame for World Record holding tattoo artists. I will have all their names and achievements tattooed on my back.”

Believe it or not, that’s pretty much it for major stories this week, although there are a couple of other stories that do warrant some attention.

After last week’s article about the outbreak of infected piercings in Hawke’s Bay, New Zealand, even more cases have come to light.

Another 10 cases of infected piercings have been reported after Hawke’s Bay Today’s article last week, which revealed seven people were being tested for hepatitis because of unhygienic piercings procedures.  Hawke’s Bay District Health Board medical officer of health Lester Calder said the majority of infections were from piercings that took place earlier this year, before the public health unit worked with Trendez operators to put new procedures in place.

If you have had work done at this store, get yourself to a doctor’s office ASAP.

The same thing applies to people who have gotten work done at Sins and Temptations in Bowmanville, Ontario.

Durham Region’s Health Department is alerting clients of a Bowmanville body piercing studio after determining non-sterile equipment may have been used in procedures over the past year.  Non-sterile equipment may have been used in piercings done at Sins and Temptations on King Street West from June of 2010 until the present, the health department said in a news release issued Thursday. Use of non-sterile equipment could lead to transmission of diseases such as hepatitis and HIV, the department said.

Clients who received body piercing services at this facility during the specified time period are asked to call Durham Health Connection Line at 905-666-6241 or 1-800-841-2729, Monday to Friday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. to obtain an information package. Clients can also call the health department line this Saturday, April 30, from 9 a.m. to noon and from 1 to 4 p.m.

Obviously, if you’ve been to either of these studios, get in touch with someone right away.

In celebrity “news” the actor who played the lead in the horrible Beauty and the Beast knockoff earlier this year has gotten himself a tattoo.

One ink spotted on his toned body is that of a cross which is embedded on his right chest. Another is more discreet, nesting above his crotch and saying “Thank You”. “In case I forget to say it,” he winked, by way of explanation.

He should have stuck with the facial tattoos and implants from the film.

Finally, a few weeks back a number of questions were raised about copyright protection towards tattoo designs.  Specifically who owns the rights to a tattoo once it has been put on a person.  Well this week the tattoo artist responsible for Mike Tyson‘s trademark tribal piece is suing Warner Brothers Studios for using his design in The Hangover Part 2.

S. Victor Whitmill, an award-winning tattoo artist who calls the Tyson design “one of the most distinctive tattoos in the nation,” is asking for an injunction to stop the release of the highly-anticipated comedy sequel, set to bow in the U.S. over Memorial Day weekend.

“When Mr. Whitmill created the Original Tattoo, Mr Tyson agreed that Mr. Whitmill would own the artwork and thus, the copyright in the Original Tattoo,” argues the complaint, filed Thursday in federal court in Missouri and obtained by THR. “Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc. — without attempting to contact Mr. Whitmill, obtain his permission, or credit his creation — has copied Mr. Whitmill’s Original Tattoo and placed it on the face of another actor … This unauthorized exploitation of the Original Tattoo constitutes copyright infringement.”

Given that the artist does own the copyright to the tattoo, this case could turn interesting in the coming weeks.  Especially considering he’s filed for an injunction to block the film’s release.

So that’s it for this week.  If you come across any stories that you think should be included in next week’s news post, send them my way.

This week’s news is coming to you from a hotel in Dallas, TX.  This weekend is the annual Dallas Suscon, and I’m here for those of you who weren’t able to make it this year.  Over the weekend I’ll be posting up photos and stories from Suscon, as well as getting some interviews for later in the week.  But enough about that, lets get to the news.

Today’s lead story is about a tattoo that the owner should have thought twice about getting.

When Los Angeles County Sheriff’s homicide investigator Kevin Lloyd was routinely looking through snapshots of tattooed gang members, he saw something that caught his eye – a crime scene he was familiar with.  Anthony Garcia, a member of the Rivera-13 gang, had a tattoo that resembled the scene of the liquor store killing of 23-year-old John Juarez in Pico Rivera on Jan. 23, 2004, reports the Los Angeles Times.

There were numerous details the murder inked on the gang member. The paper reports that the tattoo included the Christmas lights that lined the roof of the liquor store where Juarez was shot and killed, the direction his body fell, the bowed street lamp across the way and the street sign. Above everything read the title, “RIVERA KILLS”, a reference to the gang. A helicopter was also placed above the scene raining down bullets,  a nod to Garcia’s alias “Chopper.”

I suppose it’s good to be proud of your accomplishments.  Although tattooing a crime scene on your chest probably isn’t the best idea if there’s a chance you’ll ever have your photo taken by the police.

There’s still more news to come, so keep on reading.

Last week I featured a story from New Zealand where a school has lightened up their dress code to allow minimal facial piercings.  Now that it’s been a week, the “voices of reason” have come out of the woodwork to pronounce that the sky is falling.

EVERYONE KNOWS that teenagers are insane. At some early point within their pubertal experience, the cute kid metamorphoses into an irrational chemical dump and we wave them goodbye forever.  If we’re lucky, the transformation presents a fully fledged adult. But, as with monarch chrysalises caught by a frost, you can get the misshapen beasties too. Their wings twisted, they can’t fly, can’t forage for themselves, and eventually you euthanise them in the freezer.

I must say, though, that today’s teens, perhaps as a direct result of the televisual, are streets ahead of their parents in this regard. Like commercial radio, they have split into a bewildering array of sub-sets. As a general rule, everyone has some sort of niche in 2011 – their parents had few.  So you can be a sports jock, one of the popular kids, a nerd, an arty, a Glee gay, a gangsta or a Jesus/Mohammed/Hare Krishna freak. We never had that array in our time – you either played team sport or you didn’t.

The principal has decided to allow self-mutilation as part of the school uniform. From this week, teenage girls who stick pins through their tongues, lips, ears, noses and eyebrows will be allowed to keep the fellmongery that makes up their face.  One presumes that tattoos are next – the tramp stamps beloved of this generation of teen girls who wish to be seen as uniformly rebelling against uniformity. Presumably, this desire also drives the wish to revert to the stone age, or at least the bronze.

Forgive me, but it has always seemed that those who do self-mutilate are either not that attractive, or on some internal and angsty ride to irrelevance. Possibly both. If it is an adornment designed to attract males then it may have some point. Just as a tattoo is a suggestion of sauce, so is the pierced tongue or the ring through the lip. Sluts have always been attractive to men.

Forgive the extended quoting, but there was no way I could leave out some of these ignorant quips.  First, if you’re trying to appear knowledgable of youth culture, don’t use a phrase from a sitcom that was created by the old man who is completely clueless.  I’m looking at you Pierce Hawthorne.  Second, proclaiming that teenage girls are sluts because they get a facial piercing tells me that you may be the one with the fixation on sexualizing children.  You better watch out though these “Glee-Gays” and other deviants are only a couple years away from becoming adults, which means they’ll be the ones determining what’s acceptable, and narrow-minded tools like yourself will be forced to sit on the sidelines wondering why they don’t like you.

For many in North America, Spring means tax season.  Of course with tax season comes stress and financial worries, but for some, tax season means tax refunds.  Not surprisingly if one were to head to a tattoo studio around this time they’ll find that a number of people are using their refunds to get a tattoo.

Now that the deadline for filing income taxes has passed, taxpayers can breath a sigh of relief, and tattoo artists can celebrate. As tax refunds come in, so do their customers.  “It’s pretty much like clockwork,” says Marshall Brown, a tattoo artist at Revolution Tattoo in Bucktown.  “You see an influx of people.” Brown estimates that business goes up by 5 percent to 10 percent in April.

According to a 2008 study by the Pew Research Center, a quarter of Americans are tattooed, up from 16 percent in 2003, according to Harris Poll. The Pew study said one-fifth of tattooed Americans have six or more works of body art.  Mills spent $300 on his tattoo, and if that seems like a lot of money, it shouldn’t. Of 102 people surveyed by this reporter in an unofficial online poll in February, two-thirds said they have spent more than $500 on their tattoos. Nine percent said they had spent more than $5,000.

I can’t say I’m really surprised.  I know I’m guilty of paying a visit to a studio just after getting a tax refund.

Up in Alaska, Native American artist Yaari Kingeekuk is hosting a number of lectures explaining the meanings behind her traditional tattoos.

Yaari Kingeekuk’s face, hands and arms make a direct connection with her Siberian Yupik ancestors, and not just through DNA. Kingeekuk is a walking canvas of traditional tattoos that follow designs reaching back for centuries or more.

This week the topic will be those tattoos. Until the early 20th century, most Alaska Native women bore tattoos. The intricate designs of St. Lawrence Island, where the practice continued longer than on the mainland, were considered to be particularly complex and artistic.  “Tattoo artists were only women,” Kingeekuk says, “because they took the precise time and they were very graceful with their hands. That’s why they didn’t allow men to do tattoos.”
Historically the designs were sewn into the skin using a needle with sooted thread. But for her tattoos, Kingeekuk went to a parlor. It was a necessary concession to life in the big city in modern times. But she balked at referring to the electric tattoo gun-wielding technician as an artist.  “To my mind, he wasn’t a professional professional,” she says. “The art was already planned.” Planned long before she was born. The tattoos present a kind of landscape involving culture, nature, time, family, community, personal accomplishments and world view.

Those chin stripes, for example. “They mean I’m a mature woman. I have children.” The single mom has six children of her own, in fact, plus one whom she’s adopted.  The seven fluke shapes on her arms count the number of whales that her father caught during his lifetime.

It’s a fascinating article, and definitely worth a good read.

Today’s final story is sort of a celebrity related story, but because I’m Canadian I can chalk it up to being more of a political/cultural story.  As you may or may not know, next week marks the first royal wedding in England in a number of years, so of course people are making a big deal of it.

Shop manager Steve White decided to commemorate Wills and Kate’s Royal Wedding by getting the couple’s silhouetted faces tattooed on his leg.  Steve, who isn’t even a fan of the royal family, decided to get the unusual tattoo after “a couple of beers’.  The 29-year-old said: “I don’t think I’m really marriage material myself, so I thought it would be a good way to celebrate someone else’s wedding.”

So that’s it for this weeks news.  Keep an eye out over the weekend for some Suscon posts.  As always if you find a story you think would be a great fit for the weekly news post, just send it in.

Have a fantastic weekend everyone.