Settle on Your Skin


It really doesn’t get much dumber and more incompetent than, well, pretty much everything in this news post from earlier, am I right, folks? Let’s wrap things up today and wash the taste of idiocy and mediocrity away with this adorable couple from Moscow, Russia. Maybe there’s hope for this silly species yet. Another shot of the lovely pair, after the jump.

Have yourselves a good night, ModBloggers. Until tomorrow.

See more in Big Nostrils (Nose Piercing)

Now You’re Done


Good day, ModBloggers! I don’t know about you, but it’s kind of grey and wet and generally miserable over in these parts, and I could use a pick-me-up. What I could really go for is a picture of a pretty pierced girl making funny faces while holding an adorable dog…well holy shit, look at that! That’d be Sweet Dee, with a septum pierced by Phish while at HTC in Phoenix, Arizona, and holding onto one her apparently many heart-stabbingly cute dogs. Yeah, that’ll do nicely.

That Destructive Siren


Well, I’m conflicted. On the one hand, Pyramids‘ new baby sloth tattoo is pretty goddamn adorable and very nicely executed, but on the other, doesn’t this little guy seem a little too active for a sloth? When I think “sloth,” I think of a lethargic tree-crawler, lying on a branch, like a lump, accomplishing nothing, patiently waiting to be taken by death. Though maybe I’m just projecting.

Good afternoon, ModBloggers!

(Tattoo by Tattoo Andy at Off The Map Tattoo in Easthampton, Massachusetts.)

Run Into His Arms


Well hey, it’s new (and tattooed) daddy Zach with number-one son, Cash Randall, of whom he seems so proud, he’s just gonna put him up on the mantle for all to see. Seems like as good a place as any.

More shots of father and son, after the jump.

(Photos by wife and mother, Christina.)

See more in Facial and Neck Tattoos (Tattoos)

The Relentless Pursuit


Good morning, ModBloggers! We kick the day off with this week’s installment of America’s most beloved literary journal, “Tuesday Morning Adorable Rodent Pictures”! Here we have a lovely purply girl and her two rats, Billy and Fabio. As well, maybe it’s just the delirium talking or mine eyes deceiving me, so correct me if I’m wrong, but her eyebrows are purple too, yes? Because I approve of that.

See more in Lips and Ring Labrets (Lip Piercing)

I Walk Around Somehow


I have nothing to say about this picture, because I am dead. I am dead, and this picture killed me. I’ll let the new father take it from here:

Grahm Brian Clemmer, born 1:51 a.m., March 17, 2009. This was right after delivery. I got this tattoo well before my son was born. I wanted him to know that I would always be there for him.

(Tattoo by Heath Rave at Captive Elements in Blaine, Minnesota.)

See more in Hand Tattoos (Tattoos)

Caught Up in the Fable


Happy rainy Sunday, ModBloggers! Here we have little-spaz, checking in from scenic Ottawa, Ontario, with her dwarf hamster, Zim. I debated internally whether or not to post this picture, on account of the hamster not having any visible modifications, but I made an executive decision, and you know what? I think we’re all better for it.

See more in Septum piercing (Nose Piercing)

Toasted, Mostly


Hey friends, it’s time for America’s longest-running political roundtable, “Thursday Night Food Tattoos”! On tonight’s installment, Cerah and her girlfriend got these macaroni and cheese tattoos that match up when they hold hands, which, really, is just about the goddamn cutest thing I’ve seen in a while.

(Tattoos by Rosanna Chilton.)

See more in Hand Tattoos (Tattoos)

It Might Go Off


Sure, I like Lucas‘s beard, and you like it, but his goddaughter there? She seems like she’s had just about enough of it. I know the look of a person who’s ready to snap the shit out of something, and … well, I don’t think I have to tell you what she’s planning.

See more in Ear Stretching (past 1/2″) (Ear Piercing)