Time For Sneeper


Well, here is some grotesque violence for your afternoon. Joe Grimace submitted this torture porn in which he just straight-up hangs a defenseless, what, stuffed rabbit? Right from his earlobe! Sickening.

(Ed. note: I’m sure Joe is very nice and would never use his 1 3/4″ lobes to torture an animal, stuffed or otherwise.)

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The Track of Truth


AHH PHOTOSHOPPED THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED AHHH-

Ahem. Actually, it’s Sy, hanging out in Holbury, waiting for summer to come, and dealing quite stoically with those flowers blooming out of his nose, I must say. Probably not as uncomfortable as a tree growing in your lung, but an inconvenience nonetheless.

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Crack His Glass Eye


You know what? I don’t care what anyone says; I think suspenders are at least the second-best way to keep your pants up. Glad to see that Seth agrees.

That’ll be it for today, folks. Come on back tomorrow for all kinds of good stuff.

(Chest tattoo by Jay Goldberg at Olde City Tattoo in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Photo © Lou Caltabiano 2009.)

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Memorable Coming Up


And now here is some grotesque pornography, starring the gentleman on the left, whose name I am prohibited by law to display in print, and Mike, on the right, who just got his first tattoos—the two of whom are celebrating this momentous occasion with a bottle of vodka. And grab-ass, apparently. Hooray!

(Swallows by Chris Bell.)

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Hissing Sprigs


Alright, I think we need a bit of a palate cleanser after ye olde fartbarf down there. And you know what? I think the lovely Anna and her “sweet friend Floor” are just the ticket. Agreed? Agreed!

A few more photos, after the jump.

(Photos by Benoit Meeus.)

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Ohhh, Bug Plugs


That saucy little minx Uranium Hobo just sent in these shots of him sporting some home-made bug plugs. It was his first time casting in resin and, while he says they’re not perfect, everything is “glass smooth” except for a few nicks around the edges that he says don’t affect anything. These ones were rather heavy and stretched out the piercings somewhat, so next up will be a thinner pair, more suitable for long-term wear, filled with mantises.

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Toe Up


Clearly, I am out of shape, because I swear I felt my goddamn hip shattering just looking at these pictures of Justin and Paul twisting and contorting themselves to stick their toes into their stretched lobes. Says MobyK:

Justin and Paul in Sydney in 2006 demonstrating they can insert a toe into a lobe. They succeeded but neither was able to get in both toes into the two ears. [Ed. note: Amateurs.] The hands on the beads are just holding hair away to take the pictures.

See the culmination of Justin’s attempt, as well as Paul’s own journey, after the jump.

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