Two Barrels of Tears


As far as Phil and I can reckon, that yellow mass is indeed a bruise covering that fellow’s chest. I guess that’s what you get when you let a baby rhinoceros charge you at full speed. Or when you let Quentin from Kalima in Worthing, U.K., give you a set of subdermal implants, I guess. Hey, I’m not a doctor.

(Straight-ahead shot, after the jump.)

Every breath you take..

One hundred and eeeighteeeee!!

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DivX download link for BME members: Extreme2 or Full members

Well, almost..

A Box Without Hinges


Is it just me, or have the internets been interminably slow today? I’ve been online at a few different locations, and across the board, things have just been crawling all day. Makes it difficult to make with the sexy pictures, you know? On behalf of the series of tubes, I apologize. Anyway, says the gentleman pictured above of his tattoo:

It’s from an old Sid Tattoo poster and [tattooist] Justun [Wanted, of In the Blood Tattoo in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania] thought it would be a funny tattoo, and I said, “I’ll get it right above my junk!” I was joking at first, but little did i know …

Long story short, the next day we decided to actually go through with it, and here it is! Haha.

BME News and Notes


(Photo of Damien and new-to-the-world Harley Jade by AngelinPayn.)

Three points of interest:

1. BME SHOP. Hey, have you heard? BME Shop is back up and running, with all the apparel, jewelry and other supplies you would expect from BME. But you know what would really lift our spirits? Pictures of you lovely people wearing or using the gear. Just get your hands on a new shirt? Or a kick-ass set of plugs? Send us a picture! It warms our hearts to know that they’re not being used to even out the legs of wonky tables and such.

2. DAVID VIDRA. The original plans for this ran into some delays, but we are now ready to announce a brand new advice column coming to BME, fielded by none other than David Vidra of Health Educators fame! (And also for having been in the body modification community since, well … forever, pretty much.) He’ll be answering your questions about body modification, aseptic technique and all that good stuff, but really, feel free to ask him anything you want. About anything. There’s really not much about which he can’t (and won’t) go off on a tangent (in a good way!), so get your questions in. (Think of him as BME’s own Dan Savage.) For now, send them over to me (and include “David Vidra” in the title), and the sooner we get some in, the sooner you’ll get your first helping of “Big Mama” Vidra.

3. BME NEWS ARTICLE ARCHIVES. You may have noticed some articles aren’t where they used to be on the main BME page, but fear not! We’re slowly but surely transferring things to WordPress, just for the sake of cohesion. This will all be done more neatly soon, but for the time being, here are direct links to some of your old favorite column archives:

  • The BME Book Review
  • Legal Link
  • Running the Gauntlet
  • The Publisher’s Ring
  • Through the Modified Looking Glass
  • And once again, this is a work in progress — it will all be pretty and easily accessible sooner rather than later!

    LULZ! I Haz Bottle Neck!

    Picture 1: Helping a friend with some portfoliowork. Credit goes to Ylva Holm Torsteinson!! I got my septum in San Francisco… Some place. Cute piercer. Rawr. Lobes 12mm. Way too small ):

    Picture 2 (click through): Eating “lunch” in France at a huge photojournalist festival. Gah. Amazing. The same septum as in picture 1… Still got it in San Francisco (Mom’s Body Shop). The piercer was hot. GRRRR!

    I’m a Lot Like You Were


    Javier Jade at Arte Sagrado in Lima, Peru, went on an absolute rampage at this year’s International Bodyart and Tattoo Convention in Lima, picking up a handful of awards for his work. Somehow not for the one above, mind you, but check after the jump for a couple of winners.

    The old man’s face won “Best of the Day,” while the child’s face won “Best Realistic.” Deservedly so!

    New Article Posted! (Kim Saigh Profile)


    We’re very excited about this one, folks. Kim Saigh has long been recognized as one of tattooing’s premier talents, and a few years ago, TLC snatched her up for a starring role on their Miami Ink sister show, L.A. Ink. She recently spoke to BME about how the show affects her relationship with her clients, what her favorite (and not so favorite) parts of the show are, and why she’ll probably never make another joke about tumors. Read It’s Not Her Job To Make You Cry by clicking here or on the photo of Kim below:

    [Ed. note: Comments on this post have been disabled. Let loose in the forum attached to the article. Thanks.]

    Thirteen Days


    Globetrotter and international bon vivant Girl Scout sends in the above photo, with the following story:

    During a trip to Cuba to celebrate my and my mother’s birthdays, we took an excursion outside of Varadero (where we were) on a day-walk through both old and new Havana City. During the walk I saw this man and forked up the peso he asked for to have my picture taken with him. Later during the walk, our tour guide explained to the group that he had lost his leg to diabetes.

    One of These Things is Not Like the Others …


    Hey, ’tis the season for portrait photography, right? Lissaa (far left) writes in:

    My friends and I decided to go get professional pictures done at Walmart, probably the biggest waste of 120 bucks ever spent, but it made for a good ass Tuesday.

    And the memories will last forever, probably. Unless whatever it is that’s so disturbing dude in the lower right-hand corner savagely attacks them all.

    See more in Ear Stretching (past 1/2″) (Ear Piercing)

    I’ll take mine fully subincised please.

    I like my penises cut in two.

    Dearest ModBlog,

    I’ve missed you. I know I never write but I can’t help it. The shop keeps me running all day printing shirts, mailing out things for people to decorate their weenies with and all sorts of goodies to make BME’rs smile. I know Jordan and Roo take good care of you but I wanted to let you know I think about you every single day. I’ve got a couple other great BME/Hard inspired shirts coming soon, not to mention all the heavily discounted final run shirts. Who wouldn’t love BME shirts for 9.99? What would make you happier? A discount code on orders good until December 24th? I’ll see what I can do. Till next time, take care.

    Love Always,

    Rachel