‘Ello, Beastie


Hey everybody, it’s the Christmas Kraken, popping in to offer some holiday advice! Take it away!

“Hi, folks — Christmas Kraken here. It’s the holiday season, and with all sorts of parties and get-togethers going on, it’s best that people be careful out there. If you’re drinking, please don’t drive, and if you’re driving, please make the change to Goodyear Snow Tires. Also, if you’re planning on attacking a ship and dragging every soul on board down to a watery grave, I’d recommend hitting the sails first. Holes in the body of a ship can take a while to fill with water, but nothing ruins a mariner’s day like getting his sails torn off.”

Thanks, Christmas Kraken! Merry Christmas!

(Tattoo by Marc at Swastika-Freakshop in Radolfzell, Germany.)

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Deck the Balls


See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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The Stars at Night are Big and Bright


It was about time for Cody to get his first cutting, Charles reckoned, and what better way to jump in than with a big ol’ Texas shoot-em-up notched right on the boy’s hindparts? Mighty fine idea, I tell you what.

(Cutting by Charles Finnie at Eye of the Lotus in Edmonton, Alberta.)

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Ten Cents in the Lottery


I know I complain about the snow a lot, but that’s just because I’m a wimp with poor circulation. Truth be told, I think it’s hard not to find it pretty — and really, how bad can anything be that necessitates wandering_star bundling up all adorable-like? Hey, snow? You’re alright.

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It’s Trauma, Jim, but not as we know it!

Dave “The Piercer” Kelso sent over this footage of a recent performance by OnlyFlesh (more) @ Trauma, Columbus, Ohio.

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DivX download link for BME members: Extreme2 or Full members

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Only Flesh (Suspension Teams and Bonus Galleries)

That’s a giant PVC dome by the way, kinky sods..

“By the way Edie is doing the knee suspension and I’m there somewhere doing a two point suicide, oh and Erin is taking part in the flesh pulls :)”

New Article Posted! (Helsinki Sideshow Night)


Earlier this year, Helsinki played host to a truly amazing night of sideshow performances, featuring appearances by Maleficent Martini and Lucky Mladineo, Operafication, Pain Solution, The Saviours and Swing Shift Sideshow. This is an account of that evening, written by Lucky Mladineo, with accompanying photos by Riina Aarrekorpi and Tatu Blomqvist. Big thanks to everyone involved!

To read Helsinki Sideshow Night, click here.

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