It’s always nice when lanileegarver sends in photos. Why? Because they’re so stunning that people usually don’t even read my caption and catch on to what a doofus I am. Phew!
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Hey, ’tis the season for portrait photography, right? Lissaa (far left) writes in:
My friends and I decided to go get professional pictures done at Walmart, probably the biggest waste of 120 bucks ever spent, but it made for a good ass Tuesday.
And the memories will last forever, probably. Unless whatever it is that’s so disturbing dude in the lower right-hand corner savagely attacks them all.
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I apologize in advance for posting such graphic and disturbing content this early in the morning, but this is an issue — a threat — that, if allowed to continue unabated, could have consequences most dire. (Remember that time the dolphins grew thumbs and then used them to plant poisonous snakes in bunches of delicious bananas, all over the world, just because they could, just to screw with us? It’ll be like that, yet somehow worse.) Untold thousands of miniature humans like the one pictured above are literally appearing every day, latching onto defenseless adults for sustenance and warmth and resources and such. What’s their agenda? Why won’t they speak? And why do these adults play along so willingly — is it a spell, or simply blackmail? I feel I’ve said too much as it is.
… Or it could be that this baby is twigboy‘s son, and that, in his words:
This was the first day my son Scott figured out he could grab onto my ear and use it as a handle. Now he just grabs my ear and falls backwards — seems he knows that as long as he holds on, he won’t fall.
I’ll admit, that is slightly cuter than the demon-baby apocalypse scenario.
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Sorry son, you’ll have to speak into Anna‘s good ear. Which, you know, is both of them.
(Hand tattoos by international bon vivant Marc at the Swastika Freakshop.)
Now if only someone could figure out a way to attach a pencil sharpener to a microdermal …
Mornin’, ModBlog!
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A fine week, in the books. Some highlights:
And that’s all for this week, folks. We’ll pop in a couple times over the weekend, and then it’s back to normal, bright and early-ish on Monday morning. Happy Halloween, ModBlog. Stay safe.
Pensive Clown is pensive. (Pensive Clown is also IAM: madroota.)
“Hey, Fred. Fred. Hey Fred. Fred. I’m over here. Freddddd. FRED! Look at me, Fred. Fredfredfredfred.”
“I am actually going to murder you.”
(Self-portraits by IAM: furrr.)
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I’ve gotta be honest: I don’t think that apple’s going to be any good to eat.
(Photo by brushsha.)
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Most of the time, it’s really easy to write a pithy little joke or pun about each image that goes up on ModBlog — not to make fun of the subject, of course, but to add levity, provide context, or piss off the humorless. This is not one of those times.
(For more of the not-at-all-dreadful lanileegarver, go here. The anti-eyebrow piercing is by Mason at Eternal Buzz in Glen Burnie, MD.)
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