I Don’t Care For Any Casanova Thing


I was going to post this on Valentine’s Day, but I thought, Hey, people are jaded enough about this phony, manufactured holiday as it is, so why compound that with a poopy J. Geils reference? But now, well, Valentine’s is a year away, so let’s poop all over it, right? This tattoo belongs to Ashley, who says, “Nobody breaks my heart without me getting a ridiculous tattoo about it.” That’s the spirit!

(Tattoo by KJ at Federal Hill Tattoo in Providence, Rhode Island.)

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The Hobo Code


Hey, there’s HoboSteve (is that on the list?), getting tugged around the room by that vicious creature on the floor. Can you sense the despair in his eyes? Truly horrifying. More shots of this torture chamber, after the jump.

(Pulling done at Anomaly in Pasadena, California. No animals were harmed in the making of these hilarious photos.)

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John Joyce, Philadelphia and You


You begged. You pleaded. You weren’t satisfied with a line-up of scarification artists at the upcoming Philadelphia Tattoo Arts convention that featured only John Durante, Brian Decker and Ryan Ouellette. Well, Syracuse heartthrob John Joyce will also be in attendance and is looking to fill up his Friday. How can you resist? You can’t. And not only that, but he’ll be bringing the very talented (and open for appointments) Rick Lohm with him, as well.

Healed shot of the above scarification, after the jump.

John Durante Would Also Like to Cut You in Philly


In addition to the already stacked line-up of scarification artists at the fast-approaching Philadelphia Tattoo Arts convention, globetrotting bon vivant John Durante will also be available for scarification appointments every day of the convention. This is an absolute murderer’s row, folks. Get thee to Philly.

This Week in BME


Hey, holiday symbolism! And before anyone jumps in to criticize, those hand-web piercings are one day old. If they look fresh or irritated … that’s why.

And just like that, friends, another week is behind us. What kinds of hilarious hi-jinx did we get up to this time?

A brand new interview with The Lizardman! Always nice to hear from our fine, scaly friend.

VOMIT didn’t drink boners, but she did show us a fancy balloon trick.

Your managing editor was enlightened about the existence of long-standing Internet meme, and subsequently deleted the Internet, all of it, forever.

A fine display of piercing-reversal with this stitched-up stretched labret by xPUREx.

Samurai + serpent + swastikas = one hell of a back-piece.

Ryan Ouellette and xPUREx would both like to cut you at the Philadelphia Tattoo Arts convention.

No, really, we had a lot of really tremendous scars this week.

And there you have it. We’ll check back in over the weekend here and there, and then rise from the ashes on Monday morning, good as new. We’ve got some great interviews to look forward to soon, and, what, a complete redesign of BME rolling out any day now? Hell yeah. Be good to each other on this fabricated excuse to sell chocolate, ModBlog, stay safe, and, as always, thank you for your continued support of BME.