Tam checks in with this chilling photo featuring him doing battle with nature’s Chinese Finger Trap. He’s not in a hurry to get out, though, so maybe don’t rush to get the tub of Crisco just yet.
(Click through for the whole megillah, obviously.)
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Why would you ever get a penis tattoo? This. This is why you would get a penis tattoo. “I blow myself every day,” says latexninja, putting to good use her arm-wang by Nickku at Galaxy Tattoo in Singapore and her split tongue by Roland at Visavajara in Freiburg, Germany.
And like the sands of time, friends … another week has come and gone. What might you have missed this time?
– We started things off with Anna, because why not?
– A brief digression into the virtues of hardcore metal.
– And this is what an infected and rejecting implant looks like.
– Jose Lopez is just ridiculous.
– Joy Rumore put an empowering piece on a cancer survivor.
So that’s that. We’ll be around on Saturday and Sunday, and I should even be able to post a new article at some point. Fun, right? Fun, indeed. Stay safe, ModBloggers, enjoy the weekend and, as always, thank you for your continued support of BME.
Happy Valentine’s Day, ModBlog! Here is Beorn and his amazing multicolored technicolor wang, with piercings by Burgh (he of the Smurficidal offspring). Click through for the whole megillah.
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… I would have stuck my dick in, um, the birthday cake, I suppose?
Party’s over, after the jump.
(For more, visit the fine folks from the Tester gallery on BME Hard.)
You know what? It’s been a long week. I just want to go home, turn on the radio, and do some work around the house. First thing, I’ve gotta fix this broken light.
So many loose screws! Glad I’ve got my lucky screwdriver, I tell you.
And now, just have to water some plants, and then it’s time for bed. I’ve earned this.
(Photos of the incomparable Kokomi. Much, much more in his BME Hard gallery.)
Whew! Wild week, there, folks. Some memorable moments:
We’ll be around over the weekend. Don’t be afraid to visit. Enjoy yourselves, ModBlog, stay safe, and thank you for your continued support of BME.
(Pictured above is Impgrin, a mainstay of BME/hard’s We’ve Got Big Balls! gallery, with what he says is his largest scrotal air inflation yet — by his measurements, 20 inches around and 10 inches long.)
Every once in a while, a feat is performed that is so heroic, so incredible, so daring, in such spectacular fashion, that it must be recognized. Alas, we have no keys to the city to give away, and a cash prize is so impersonal, so it is with this in mind that we present the BME Big Balls Award! The inaugural recipient is Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger III, the hero pilot of US Airways Flight 1549, which took off from LaGuardia airport in New York this afternoon and which Sullenberger successfully ditched in the Hudson River minutes later. After one of the aircraft’s engines blew after sucking in a flock of geese, Sullenberger executed a “planned crash” into the river, saving the lives of the 155 people onboard the flight, plus countless others had the plane crashed into the mainland. You, Sir, have some big balls.
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Greg Schaefer of House of Ink in St. Louis, Missouri, checks in:
It started out with a client saying, “You should give me a black light tattoo,” and I said, “It has to be a dick.” He says, “OK, on the bottom of my foot would work, or maybe my leg. Actually, it would be cool on my ass.”
I said, “OK, if we do it, though, it has to be veiny and triumphant.” He agreed. Being a tattooist and being offered a chance to do a tattoo like this veiny S.O.B, I couldn’t resist. Well, lo and behold, I was able to convince our helper to get a black outline, but it didn’t stop there.
It went from the idea of a black light tattoo to semi-realism with a hot pink black light reactive background! Yeah right sucka, he ended up with this veiny triumphant bastard with a black light reactive silhouette of a dick around it on his ass cheek. Damn son, damn.
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See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Fellas, I don’t know about you, but just looking at these photos of Sean’s swollen member four days after receiving some genital beads really “makes my penis hurt,” if you know what I mean.
Sean, of course, is no stranger to extreme bruising. Says the man himself of his genital beading: “It looks like it has been shut in a car door.” That’s about right. The shot above is four days after the initial procedure; for the grislier two-day-post-implant shot, take a peek past the jump. If you dare.
(Beading by Iestyn (More) at Diamond Jacks Tattoo and Piercing in London.)
Need a pick-me-up after that? I hear T-shirts are good for what ails ya.
